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God vs Science

God is sitting in Heaven when Science says to Him, “Lord, the world doesn’t need you anymore.  I’ve finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing.” God chuckles, grins indulgently at Science.

“Just what,” God asks, “do you mean by that?”

“In other words, I can now do what you did in the ‘beginning’.”

“Oh, is that so? Tell me more,” replies God.

“Well,” says Science, “I can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you. Then I can breathe life into it, thus creating man.”

“Well, that’s interesting. Show me.”

So Science bends down to the earth and begins to busily mold the soil. God chuckles, a bit hardier this time, then interrupts.

“Oh, no you don’t.”

“What,” Science asks, stopping to look up at God.

“That’s my dirt. I made it. Go get your own dirt.”

This entry was posted on Friday, September 8th, 2006 at 4:06 pm and is filed under Funny Side Up, Rhetorically Yours. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

4 Responses to “God vs Science”

  1. Brian Says:

    God is dead.
    -Nietzsche

    Nietzsche is dead.
    -God

  2. metroman Says:

    Boy! I haven’t been here for a while. You’ve been a very busy Miztrezz. This is very funny. What is that you always tell me? That an agnostic is just an athiest with no balls?

    Castrated by you once again. Such pleasure.

  3. science nerd Says:

    Love your parable. There’s one about a doctor and God…but I always forget punch lines, so I will spare you. Anyway, I always wondered why there was such a fuss about science and religion as antagonistic world views. To me, they are simply two different views…but what fun is that?

  4. Tom Says:

    Cute…just like you!!!

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