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Pervert Savant sends the following email.
Subject: Pulp Fiction for the Jaded
Dearest Angela:
I’ve been thinking.
My contribution to “Pulp Porn” would be an elaboration on a new idea that has been percolating in my fevered brain. “Phone Sex Pimp Daddy” — a bare-knuckled tell-all expose about a middle-aged white office worker who, one day, decides to become a PPP (“Phone Sex Pimp).
Follow him as he gathers his stable of phone sex whores — preying on innocent intellectual women, corrupting them, buying their bifocals, encouraging them to read books, forcing them to speak in grammatical sentences and then, when they have nothing left, requiring them to slave away at phone banks in dingy offices, dingier apartments, and still dingier trailer parks, plying their trade until they’re used up and hoarse — enslaved and willing to give all their hard earned profits to their pimp, (a man who is known on the avenue as “NiteFlirt”).
He’s their “Phone Sex Daddy!” You can do the screenplay. I’d want a percentage of the take from the movie, of course.
Sincerely,
Pervert Q. Savant
What do you think? Should I go for it? Write that screenplay and share the wealth with this rascal of a guy? I think he has the talent. Certainly the gumption. Or maybe I should write the book and the screenplay. Reap the bounty myself?
Or maybe I’ll just ignore this silliness and buy a membership to Tit-Elation.
Which reminds me: One of my stories, Tying up Amy was featured via Tit-Elation at Samarel Erotic Art.
And for those who emailed and/or commented on yesterday’s entry, I am fine. I really am. Just rolling with the punches. Thanks so much.
xo, Angela
The book proposal is a riot – I particularly love the idea of entrapping women by buying them their bifocals! Kudos to your very imaginative savant. When can we expect the book tour?
“…preying on innocent intellectual women, corrupting them, buying their bifocals, encouraging them to read books, forcing them to speak in grammatical sentences…”
I’m in stitches. Bravo, Pervert Savant, Bravo!
Hey, I want to be a Phone Sex Pimp Daddy too.
Hmm..I love the idea, and say “go for it.” The whole scenario brings to my mind a client or two…Screenplay? Can I be one of those “phone whores” sitting in a tiny cubicle, giving the impression that I have an IQ of about 50? And, letting “PPP” think that he is really teaching me something and making a huge influence on my life through his suggestions of reading “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer”?
I think it is a great idea, Angela! I say GO FOR IT!!
Glad to hear you are feeling better…you better be telling me the truth! Christmas is coming, ya know?
XOXO
Mr. Savant,
I wish I had your skills with words. I hope that I will see more of your work on Ms.Angela’s site.
Very funny and skilled work.
Very funny, Pervert Savant. I do believe you could “collaborate” with Angela and turn out quite a book, screenplay or both.
I’d buy the book and be there to see the movie opening night. Maybe even get an autograph from the both of you.