So a guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to serve him up six shots of vodka.

"Six shots," the bartender exclaims.  "What’s the occasion?"  He lines up six shot glasses and begins pouring the vodka.

"My first blowjob."

"Wow!," says the bartender, putting a seventh glass on the bar.  "In that case here’s your six and a seventh one on me."

"Thanks," says the guy, "but the seventh still won’t get the taste of penis out of my mouth."

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I’ve been showing you a lot of stuff that I’d saved for you (the above having been saved from my sister’s email).  It is here and there and everywhere in between.  And there’s lots more, just don’t you worry.  Christmas shopping and wrapping in between regular life and Phone Sex calls is keeping me seriously busy.  So that’s my excuse.  You were gonna see it sooner or later, so why not now?

You do see my point  … yes???

But I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN YOU.  Not in the least, nor even for a milisecond.

xo, Angela

Tis the Season:  A Christmas Miracle. 
That Holiday standard:  Yingle Bells
Santa Baby:  Just slip a little something under the tree.