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A Merry Kinky Christmas

Some of you are surely familiar with Kinky Cards, which has been on the web for at least as long as I have … and who knows how much longer.  As you can see, I was the lucky recipient of one of their cards today, and — being totally unexpected — it really made my day.  (Thank you, Mr. D.)  

If you've been wanting to send a Christmas Greeting with just a bit of an edge to it, or maybe even a big edge, then you can't go wrong with Kinky Cards.  There is a generous selection of cards for every occasion, from Halloween to birthdays to Valentine's Day.  A fairly new and darling Vintage Collection features specific categories such as Lingerie, Voluptuous Vixens, Foreplay (very romantic and pretty), Corsets and Naughty Girls.  Even if you don't want to send a card, it is fun to look around.  Every time I visit I end up browsing the site.

So we're almost to the big day, huh?  Me?  I'm still wrapping and curling ribbon, but I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel.  All the stuff I had to mail went out Wednesday and you don't even want to know what I spent on postage.  I thought I'd started early enough, but, alas, once again…here I am running around like a mad woman.  Next year, please remind me to start getting ready in July.  I think that is the only safe bet.

A Christmas Poem

'Twas The night before Christmas,
And all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring,
So I took their stereo.

Ten Reasons a Christmas Tree is Better Than a Woman

  1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
  2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
  3. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
  4. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
  5. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
  6. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
  7. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
  8. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
  9. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
  10. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck..

xo, Angela 

4 Responses to “A Merry Kinky Christmas”

  1. Lyndee Says:

    Hi Ang!

    I wanted to buzz over and wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas! I hope you enjoy time spent with your mom and family.

    I hope you didn’t do again this year what you told me last year you weren’t going to do again!! But, like me, your HEART is way too big not to!!

    Best of everything to you in 2008, chica!! And, more!!

    Lyndee

  2. HDB Says:

    Yes all true and very funny. But, I’d take nuzzling up to you over some tree any day, Dear Angela.

    As always, aiming my browser at your URL is never a disappointment. Thanks.

  3. sponge bob Says:

    That poem is fucking funny. And, yup, it sure does happen.

  4. puzzler565 Says:

    11. A Christmas Tree doesn’t ask you how it looks and then get angry no matter how you answer.

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