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Birds and Bees
A little boy goes to his father and asks: Daddy, how was I born?
The father answers: Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your mother and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mother and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: You’ve got male.
It’s Not Geography
Broadway: 500 seats or more.
Off Broadway: 100 – 499 seats.
Off, Off Broadway: Less than 100 seats
Necessity is the Mother
Birds and Bees was forwarded to me from my sister Bethany’s IOC. Which, if you didn’t know, stands for Intra-Office Communication in the corporate world (aka email among us more common folk).
Regarding It’s Not Geography…who knew that seating capacity rather than address defines this stuff? I sure didn’t. And I even attend at least a bit of theater here and there.
Which…has prompted me to add two new categories (I despise this “category” crap, don’t you know…but it is a necessary evil. So say the Google and SEO Gods. And the glorious and beautiful Mistress V.):
- Bethany’s Email — Which I was tempted to call Outsource Me Please. Because, as you should know, sis sends me quite a bit of these emails. Zillions, in fact. I mean, after all, don’t these executive types have anything better to do?
- Who Knew? — Which will probably go through a few name changes before I’m happy with it. But I do hear, see and learn things I’d like to share with you. So please tolerate my silliness. At least for now?
And that’s pretty much all I have to say today. So there.
Dear Ms.Angela,
Your sister must be a character. The Birds and Bees tale is quite humorous.
The info on theaters? I guess size does matter after all.I look forward to more entries in the new categories.
As always, thanks for making my evening entertainment consistently interesting and often kinky.
Bethany’s joke went perfectly with my morning coffee. Thanks for sharing it with us.
I never know quite what I am going to find at ZenFetish, but it is always fresh and original. You are a great editor, Mistress!
Bethany is your sister. Hmmm…
Another piece of the enigma that is Angela.
Wow. I live in New York and see a lot of plays and I never knew the distinctions between the “labels.” Good job, Angela.
Who Knew? I think the Broadway – Off-Broadway – Off-Off-Broadway distinction comes from the Actors’ Equity contracts – so size of house would make sense. Of course, Angela, I’d love to see a musical with you, whatever the location or size of the theater!
SEO — search engine optimization. I had no idea.
Angela, you should package all of your tidbits and wisdom into a CME (continuing mistress education) course. But the final exam would, no doubt, be a real ball buster.