Dear Ms. Angela:

Thank you!

Thank you for giving me the courage and guidance on this journey of acceptance and freedom. Thank you for showing me Isabella and helping me experience femininity. Thank you for helping me realize pussy was never for me and that cock is beautiful and should be worshiped by me. Thank you for all the shopping trips and for picking out such lovely, cute, and sexy items. Thank you for making my device permanent now! Thank you for helping me experience girly pleasures and forgetting the boy way. Thank you for helping me with my weight loss and trying to get that girly figure. Thank you for all the imprinting and helping me rid myself of boy thoughts. Thank you for accepting my submission to you. Thank you for wanting this all for me and enjoying it. Thank you for guiding me to make what was formerly my cock small, cute and useless. Thank you for helping me realize I now have a pussy that craves cock. Thank you for showing me that I truly love eating my cum. Thank you for all the girly products to help me look pretty.

Most of all, thank you, Ms. Angela, for teaching me to to be who I am and to love who I am.

Always & gratefully yours,
Isabella

(Thank you for this lovely missive, Issie. I am delighted with who you’ve become. Your joy is contagious,aand your heart is so grateful that I am, indeed, one lucky Mistress,)

… get pink pedicures with a crystal embedded in one red party nail

To the Vagina

Gwerful Mechain

Every poet, drunken fool
Thinks he’s just the king of cool,
(Every one is such a boor,
He makes me sick, I’m so demure),
He always declaims fruitless praise
Of all the girls in his male gaze.
He’s at it all day long, by God,
Omitting the best bit, silly sod:
He praises the hair, gown of fine love,
And all the girl’s bits up above,
Even lower down he praises merrily
The eyes which glance so sexily;
Daring more, he extols the lovely shape
Of the soft breasts which leave him all agape,
And the beauty’s arms, bright drape,
Even her perfect hands do not escape.
Then with his finest magic
Before night falls, it’s tragic,
He pays homage to God’s might,
An empty eulogy: it’s not quite right:
For he’s left the girl’s middle unpraised,
That place where children are upraised,
The warm bright quim he does not sing,
That tender, plump, pulsating broken ring,
That’s the place I love, the place I bless,
The hidden quim below the dress.
You female body, you’re strong and fair,
A faultless, fleshy court plumed with hair.
I proclaim that the quim is fine,
Circle of broad-edged lips divine,
It’s a valley, longer than a spoon or hand,
A cwm to hold a penis strong and grand;
A vagina there by the swelling bum,
Two lines of red to song must come.
And the churchmen all, the radiant saints,
When they get the chance, have no restraints,
They never fail their chance to steal,
By Saint Beuno, to give it a good feel.
So I hope you feel well and truly told off,
All you proud male poets, you dare not scoff,
Let songs to the quim grow and thrive
Find their due reward and survive.
For it is silky soft, the sultan of an ode,
A little seam, a curtain on a hole bestowed,
Neat flaps in a place of meeting,
The sour grove, circle of greeting,
Superb forest, faultless gift to squeeze,
Fur for a fine pair of balls, tender frieze,
A girl’s thick glade, it is full of love,
Lovely bush, blessed be it by God above.

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Believe it or not, Gwerful Mechain is

• A FEMALE
• Welsh 15th Century poet
• famous for her erotic poetry
• (and also her strict use of metre)

You might not be impressed (boo you!), but I certainly am. The again, if you are impressed, here’s some sweet Gwerful linkage:

• Gwerful Mechain and the Joy of (Medieval) Sex
• (not much of) a biography
• Yeah, baby. She’s got Wikipedia cred.
• Could this actually be her?
• How do we pronounce her name (not how you think)

Hope you had fun with this one. She’s inspired me. You will soon see why.

xo, Angela

PS. If you live in Australia, you can get the above peachy vagina as a sticker at Etsy.

PPS. Thank you, Mr. J 2.0, for introducing me to Gwerful. I’m truly smitten with her.