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Cock-Sucking Love Bugs?

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

Hey!  I didn’t say it.  The fellow who typed it into Google’s search engine said it (see red text below).  But I sure do wonder what he was specifically trying to hunt down.  I dunno.  Is there such a thing as a love bug in the animal kingdom?  Was he looking for a hot and steamy twist on bestiality?  Something like an arthropodous idee fixe?  A fetish for romantic vermin that will crawl all over his cock and suck it at the same time? 

I haven’t a clue and, quite honestly, I’m not sure I even want to know.

Anyway, as I’ve noted before, I do occasionally gather the initiative to take a look at my website stats.  Most of the time, I could care less.  I’m a poet at heart — the frippery of data bores me to absolutely no end.  Blah, blah, blah, blah.  I’ve neither the time nor inclination to extricate, investigate, evaluate or differentiate. 

I just don’t see a need to over-complicate this.  After all, everything is working just fine the way it is:  You find me, I find you, it’s love-at-first-site and we live happily ever after. That is, at least until I kick you to the curb.  So …  why mess with a good thing?

BUT …

As a RESPONSIBLE business woman I should be paying attention.  So once in a blue moon, I take a gander.  Which I did.  And now I’m done looking for another few months.  Or two.  Or three.  Maybe four or five.  What am I going to do with this info?  Absolutely nothing.  Except let you take a peek, too:

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Shocked?  Intrigued?  Disgusted?  All I did was copy and paste.  YOU found ME here.  I was just blogging away, minding my own business.  What a naughty bunch of bad, bad boys you are.  Now you’re here and just what am I supposed to do with you?  Maybe I should force you to pick something from your own list?  Or maybe I should have fudged the list and added things I’d decidedly like you to do.  Let me think about that and get back to you. 

And for the record, I’m not into bestiality.  Particularly of the sort involving creepy-crawly arachnids of an sort.   So disgusting. I mean I’m the girl who screams when I see an ants.

Then again, if your into be squashed like a bug …. call me!  *wink*

xo, Angela

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Saturday, September 12th, 2009

Laundry Knock

by Devil Spy

My wife of three years and I live in an apartment. Thus, she or I have to use the community Laundry. It was early on Sunday morning when Jill and I woke. Jill is five foot two with a great set of hot tits and a very nice round ass. She is blonde and shaves her pussy clean. I am five foot ten and am in pretty good shape. No beer belly or anything, and a seven inch cock when hard.

We had got up early because I was going to cook for the big game today, so Jill said she would do the laundry. After a cup of coffee she took off her robe and nightly. And her blue thong. Naked she threw on a sweatshirt and a matching set of pants. She put on sandals and got ready to go to the laundry. Braless, I saw her tits sway and could tell her nipples where getting hard rubbing against the sweatshirt. Out the door she went.

Now we have a simple plan. Put clothing in, come home for a ½ hour, then back to put them in the dryer, then home for an hour. Then it is done. She was gone almost a half hour putting the clothing in. Now this was strange, but I thought she must have run into one of her girl friends and they where talking. I began to wonder.

I had shared Jill and her fine ass a few times. Mostly with close friends who found themselves with a wife out of town and where in need. No big deal and it gave Jill time to play with someone else. I always got seconds or thirds and everyone was happy. But always at home. I was always there to watch or listen to her soft and loud moans and groans. All the guys where more or less around the six to seven inch range and treated her well.

Jill finally returned and looked like she was winded. I ask if she was alright and she said yes. That she had just had a great fuck. She was smiling and happy. So I played along, thinking, no way. She is attempting to pull one over on me. She said he worked her over real good and fucked her. So, I thought, ok, I will play along.

See Jill has been off the pill for four months. Dr ordered it and I would just pull out and come on her face or tits or all over her pussy and ass. So did the other guys. Out of respect for Jill and me. So I saw holes in Jill’s story right away. Jill sat down and continued to tell me.

She said she walked in and was surprised to find two other people there. An older Mexican man and a young woman about Jill’s age. The woman was a Mexican also and a looker. Dark hair and skin, nice round tits and a hot ass. Anyway the older guy was dressed pretty much like Jill was and watched her close as she put the clothing into the washer. Really eyed her as she put her personal stuff in. Her bra’s and thong’s. And the two nighties’s. One matching blue and one red. He then got up and stood right behind her. She could tell he was looking her over.

She said she did nothing, but I have watched her myself and she moves that ass just so. I bumps and bumps again and again as she moves. Hell I have seen guys with hard cocks just from watching her walk away. She was talking so sexy that I started to get hard.

Then she said the young woman also came up and he said something to her in Spanish. He was now pressing his crotch up against her hot ass. He began to feel her free swaying tits and nipples. Her weak point. She can cum from her nipples being pulled and pinched. She said she was breathing heavy and looked at the girl who simply leaned in and kissed her. See Jill is bi and loves to love women too.

The woman began to feel Jill’s other free tit as the man wormed his hand down past her fine ass to her pussy and began to rub and feel her wetness. The woman pulled up her sweat top and freed her tits. She leaned forward and began to suck one of her nipples and Jill was lost. She needed a fuck and right now. She said she moaned and had a small cum as the woman sucked and pulled at her nipple. The man had pushed his hand inside of her sweat pants and pushed two thick fingers inside her tight cunt. His thumb rubbing her ass hole.

She was shocked and scared someone would walk in, but to horny to really care as she reached back and felt the man’s hard cock. It was thick and longer than mine. Jill said she pushed his sweat pants down about the same time as he pushed her’s down and she lined his hard eight and a half inches up in her tight but leaking pussy hole.

The nob of his cock was massive and he moved it up and around her pussy to get it good and wet. The woman was playing with her own pussy. Kissed Jill deeply again and pulled herself up in front of her. Spread legged and pulled Jill’s hair and mouth to her open dripping hole. I was hard as hell and pulled off my sweat pants and began to play with my cock. Jill continued to tell me about licking the woman and eating her sweet pussy. That the woman got off five times and held her head tight.

The man suddenly pumped half his hard cock into her pussy. Jill said she never felt anything so thick inside her cunt. She was spreading her legs wide just to get him in. His huge knob was deep in her pussy. He laughed with joy and said something in Spanish and pulled her left hand up feeling her wedding ring. The woman got off again pulling Jill close.

The man let her get use to his big cock as he fucked slow and easy. Little by little, he sunk into his balls. Jill said she was so full that she could feel his cock expel bits of precum into her open twat.

Jill said she got off twice as he pumped his massive thick cock into her. She never felt so open and full. Then the man played as he fucked her slow with his thumb. Getting it good and wet. Then he pushed it in her tight asshole. She said she groaned and pushed back on his thumb and cock. He was speeding up and she knew it would not be long.

The man moaned that she was to tight and he wanted to do her right next time. The woman had pulled her wet pussy from Jill’s cum covered mouth and got down to suck her tits. Feeling and pulling at her nipples as the man kept up rabbit fucking her. His thumb was deep in her asshole and Jill simply came like the fourth of July. Light in her head and all of it. Then she felt the man, deep in her cleft, expand. His thick cock got even bigger and set Jill off again. She wanted to say no, not inside, but it was to late.

He dumped his nut. Hot shot after hot shot of thick sperm was shot into Jill. She was taking his load and what a load he had. The woman pulled at her nipples and got one more hot cum out of Jill as the man shot his wad over and over in her tight pussy.

Jill said when he was done, he pulled his spent cock from her pussy. She felt open and wide. That the woman spanked her ass a couple of times as she sucked the man dry. Cleaning up his balls and shaved pubic area. Jill had his cum dripping out of her used pussy. The woman cleaned some of that too.

I was so hot at this point, I did not want the story to end. Jill stood, and dropped her sweat pants. No shit, thick white cream dripped from her tight hole. All over her thighs. She then mounted my cock and I fucked it all into her at one time. She was open and so wet. I fucked and fucked her pussy. She got off three times and then I shot my load into her.

I rocked her back and forth for a bit after. She said her cunt was sore. She told me she was fucked out. But that she had invited the couple to join us to watch the game. She looked at me in the eye and said, he is the papa of our new baby.

Now months later. Joe and Becky still come over. I fucked Becky twice that Sunday. Knocked her up. And filled her tight ass. Joe slept with Jill all night and she is also in the way. They still come over and the women go to the bedroom and play. Joe and I grill, watch the game, and fuck the women. Good way to spend Sunday’s. Soon we will have little one’s to hold and watch with us. (wink) And Jill’s pussy is still stretched wide.

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They Who Should Be Cuckolded

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

When I flippantly posted He Who Should Be Cuckolded recently, I thought I was done with it.  But then these certain entities just kept bugging me, getting in my way and/or causing me a bit of personal disharmony of sorts … and now I’m at it again.  What can I say?  You just can’t keep a good woman down.

But just how do you cuckold a consortium, a system, a cartel, a passel?  Fuck if I know.  When did I ever claim to be a non-linear dynamics theorist?  I’m just your every day, garden variety FemDom Phone Goddess.   I deal in kinky phone fantasies and impossible dreams.  That being noted, I’m certainly not going to let a little thing like inexecutability stop me.   In fact, in MY WORLD — where fourth walls are breakable and all boys are doable —  absolutely nothing is out of bounds or unattainable.   So, yeah, I’m going to cuckold these heartless –heartless to the core — scoundrels.

I’m going to cuckold these "theys" because they haven’t earned my fidelity.  Because, in fact, they’ve disrespected me (and most likely you … so be careful of who you let fuck you) and are generally morally corrupt and ethically underhanded.  Shame.  Shame.  Shame on them!

Let me state this clearly:  All spammers should be cuckolded.  No exceptions, no excuses.  Too lazy and too stupid to get a real job or start a legit business, they sit in front of their PCs pushing automated buttons.  I guess this is their idea of industrious ingenuity,  this is their definition of a meaningful vocation.  The spam they continually spit into cyberspace isn’t even directed.  I don’t have a Bank of America Account, asshole.  So why would I want to update my info?   I don’t have a penis, so why would I want to enlarge it?  Their pathetic attempts to get my attention are analogous to getting a stiffy and humping my thigh, because they haven’t a clue as to how to please a woman.  Cuckold the motherfuckers?  You bet! 

And Comcast, how about if I bundle your corporate, punk ass?   Upsell, upsell, upsell.  Your marketing tactics (snail mail, email, door-to-door, telemarketing — and whatever else the sterile boys in plastics suits come up with) are not aggressive genius; they are belligerent and abusive to the buying public.  And sneaking a movie channel in with a Sports Tier package?  Criminal.  You have no shame and should not only be cuckolded but forced into permanent chastity.  It’s time for you to take the ass-fucking, instead of bending over your customers.

In case you didn’t know, Wal-Mart is EVIL.  Trey Parker and Matt Stone know it.  Kenneth J. Harvey blogs about it.  Jim Wier basically told Wal-Mart to fuck off.   And you really should see the Robert Greenwood Film, WALMART: The High Cost of Low Price.  I’ve never stepped into a Wal-Mart store and never will.  I’d rather pay more, than save a little or even a lot — than spend my consumer dollars with a company who uses foreign sweatshop labor, forces employees into unpaid overtime, and provides such shoddy health care that its employees are forced to rely on medicaid supplements.  Cuckold and sterilize the bastards.  Otherwise they’ll continue to fuck like bunnies, continuing their rampant and destructive propagation.

Note to The Faithful Word Baptist Church:  Your pastor is a wackjob.  His words are poison, his agenda — that of a narcissistic, self-serving zealot. GET RID OF HIM.   True persons of God (Think:  Mother Theresa, Gandhi,  Buddha.  Think:  JESUS) do not promote hatred.  When the title of any preacher’s sermons starts with Why I Hate … you got trouble.  Big trouble.  And until you get smart and expel this jerk, send him packing, bounce his venom-spewing ass … well, I’m just going have to cuckold you as a matter or principle.   Because right now?  You’re bending over and don’t even know it.  You’re the congregation.  You’re the boss.  Fire that lowlife and get on with the business of really serving God.

And that will be enough for now.  I’m depleted, my rant is done.  Cuckolding pluralities, it turns out, takes time, effort and a whole lot of energy.  I’m going to take my tongue out of my cheek now and settle in to watch The Day the Earth Stood Still.  Maybe I’ll order in a Pizza.  No fluffers, no cuckolds, no lovers, no sex of any kind.  Just dinner and a movie.  Who da thunk it?  That a Cuckold Phone Sex Goddess would be doing that on a Sunday night?

xo, Angela

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Bottoms Up

Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

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And when you’ve gotten up your nerve (because a select demographic of you want to … and I know you do) to call one of these Phone Sex Super Stars and Phone Sex Super Studs?  Do make sure to call me with all the dirty details. 

xo, Angela

ps.  I won’t be working tomorrow, as I’m off for a day of gambling.  Keep your fingers and toes crossed.  If I win big, I’ll run one heck of a special.

 

Help for Little Willies

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009