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On Your Knees, Bitch Boy

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Okay, I know for many of you, this just isn’t your particular Cup of Kink.  Then again, there are those of you who would think you’d died and gone to heaven if you found yourself alone with this leather-clad stud-bull in a room, a dungeon or even the bathroom of a low-brow bar on the wrong side of the tracks.  You’d just feel so dirty, wouldn’t you?

I found this pic over at BDM Romance where Richard, Zen’s own Submissive Savant, and  who’s kinda-sorta on the prowl, is sounding kind of frustrated.  I guess I should have warned him about Stupid Penis Sydrome.

And speaking of Richard, you really should read his Sissified Orgasm Denial Cuckolded Small Penis Humiliation Chastity meme, which includes what I do believe is a first, Autoerotic Penis Humiliation:  My penis is smaller than you’re penis!  It’s frickin’ hilarious.

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Phone Sex Quote of the Day:

(from Mr. M. — a very special guy who while enjoying a healthy round of FemDom PhoneSex, most certainly doesn’t like Erotic Humilation and Financial Domination)

If I wanted someone to call me a loser, take all my money and treat me like shit, I would still be married. 

xo, Angela

He’s Her Boy Toy

Saturday, February 28th, 2009

 

(Found via the always fabulous Bitchy Jones)

Penis Humiliation: The Musical

Monday, February 23rd, 2009

 

His First Blowjob!

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

So a guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to serve him up six shots of vodka.

"Six shots," the bartender exclaims.  "What’s the occasion?"  He lines up six shot glasses and begins pouring the vodka.

"My first blowjob."

"Wow!," says the bartender, putting a seventh glass on the bar.  "In that case here’s your six and a seventh one on me."

"Thanks," says the guy, "but the seventh still won’t get the taste of penis out of my mouth."

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I’ve been showing you a lot of stuff that I’d saved for you (the above having been saved from my sister’s email).  It is here and there and everywhere in between.  And there’s lots more, just don’t you worry.  Christmas shopping and wrapping in between regular life and Phone Sex calls is keeping me seriously busy.  So that’s my excuse.  You were gonna see it sooner or later, so why not now?

You do see my point  … yes???

But I HAVEN’T FORGOTTEN YOU.  Not in the least, nor even for a milisecond.

xo, Angela

Tis the Season:  A Christmas Miracle. 
That Holiday standard:  Yingle Bells
Santa Baby:  Just slip a little something under the tree.

While Your Wife’s Getting Fucked

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

What to do, what to do?

Over at Hot Wife Allie (a place I visit quite a bit), loving husband Dave answers that very question:

* Watch adoringly
* Photograph
* Videotape
* Jerk off
* Wait patiently for my turn
* Join in the fun
* Watch porn
* Wait in another room and just listen to her moan, grunt and carry on
* Hold her legs up or open, if she’s on her back
* Spread her ass open if she’s on her knees
* Occupy an opening if it’s not occupied
* Suck on her nipples
* Get her a drink
* Get her a towel
* Get her lube
* Chat with other people watching
* Wipe the sweat off her forehead
* Caress her body
* Make out with her
* Wait impatiently for my turn
* Cheer her on
* Give her oral attention if she needs or wants it
* Take notes
* Pretend like I’m shocked, jealous or embarassed
* Smile approvingly
* Gasp or wince
* Any combination of the above

Seems it is, when all is said and done, just a question of manners.

xo, Angela