I never meant to stay away this long. Honest, I didn’t. I buckled down to get some real work done and some serious kink-0-phone under my belly chain and the time just flew. Then, of course, like you I had to do the Easter thing. But that’s all behind me now and here I am.

Of course you were continuously on my mind; I tucked away so many things to tell you about once we were alone together again. Unfortunately –in one neuron and out the other– I can’t recall a damn one of them right now.

Let me think. Hmmm….

Oh yes. Here’s something. How would you like a nice pervy, voyeuristic peek at Sex Kitten Gracie’s soft and curvy breasts? Well, have at it then. You are such a dirty boy! I I do have to admit that even I find those sweet-pillows very inviting, even seductive. Makes you want to reach out and touch a certain someone, doesn’t it? Now keep it in your pants and let’s move on.

I was talking with Isabella Valentine who just happens to one of my favorite PSOs. She’s smart, sassy, creative, classy and committed to providing a quality experience for her client base. Her professional integrity is beyond reproach. Isabella specializes in erotic hypnosis and is constantly adding new MP3s which are reasonably priced and yours to keep forever. So make sure to check out the selection and let’s just take a little peek at Isabella with blue hair, why don’t we?

Speaking of integrity, I found this article, The Man Who Said No to Wal-Mart, a while back and was so inspired by it that I’ve since printed it out and mailed it to family and friends. Read the article (which is extremely interesting) and I think you will see why one of my callers actually used it for a lecture in a business class he teaches and another ended up purchasing the Snapper lawn mower.

Okay, let’s see if you know who this is: In their neck of the woods, an electrician is a “sparky,” Englanders are referred to as “Poms” and graham crackers are called “teddy bear biscuits.” (And thank you, Mr. G. for teaching me these and so many other things. You are a delight.)

And I gave into my shoe fetish over the holiday weekend. Two new additions:

You like? I mean, you really can’t blame me. I had to do something in lieu of an Easter basket. I figured one for fun and one for really hot fun. If you know what I mean, Jelly Bean.

And last but not least, Bareback Magazine is featuring a story by Zen favorite, Jerotic, Doing it for Olivia. Very sexy. And naughty….very naughty. Which just happens to be just the way we like it.

xo, Angela

….so very beautiful.

From photographer Fabrice Robin:

I take in the serene purity of that silky, ebony flesh–even smelling its sweetness–and cannot help but feel that I’m only a pallid substitute for what is the measure, the grandeur of full womanhood.

I found Mr. Robin’s website (thus this awesome photograph) via the blog of Alpha Domina–a woman I greatly admire and who happens to be quite the measure of a woman herself.

xo, Angela

Angelaphabet:    NiteFlirt Edition

Always, Always: Mistress Suzette
Breaking Hearts, One Loser at a Time
Cuckold Goddess, Amanda Bangs
Dirty Little Karen, Barely Legal Slut
English Lady to Sexually Ensnare you
Fetish Mistress Will Mesmerize then Own You
Grandma is Hot and Ready for Action
Hypnotic Addiction with Isabella
Intriguing Mistress Edenn ~ for the Discerning Slave
Jock, Dominant Master Uses & Abuses Sissy-Boys
Karen is a MILF who Likes to Fuck
Latina Goddess Always Pleases
Mira is Stern…and smart, and articulate, and sexy
New Girl on the Block for Taboo Eroticism
Okay, it’s spelled: L U S C I O U S
Phone Mistress to the Elite
Quite the Cuddly Kitten
Ride ’em, Cowgirl!
Serena, PSO ~ Inspired Naughtiness
Transexual Beauty for You to Suck Off
Ultra Domination from Mistress Rayne
Vicious Venom from a Pretty Princess
Wicked Fun with a Twisted Submissive
X-tra Large Clit and Playfully Sexy
You know You Love Me Bestest
Zero Alcohol Content, yet Intoxicating as Hell

That is if I am the one doing the slapping.

And if it is part of a BDSM/Humiliation fantasy/role-play/scene.

Like I say about a lot of things, Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.

You can bet that smacking a whimpering sub, particularly in public, will set the tone immediately and there will be absolutely no argument as to who is boss. And I like being the boss.

And I happen to love humiliation play. Don’t look so shocked. I hate when you do that. Yes, I am smart and sweet and cute and all those nicety-nice adjectives you like to string before your elevated thoughts of me. But, as I once noted, Erotic Humiliation is Not an Oxymoron. (Tell me where you heard that before and get either a 1/2 price call or a free book by a friend of ours.)

What got me thinking about this today was reading our celebrated and esteemed Submissive Savant’s blog entry, Face Slapping as Erotic Play, which was actually an expansion upon an earlier entry, Face Slapping. Seems the original piece was still garnering questions and comments and Richard deemed it less messy to just begin the discussion anew.

Which goes to show that…contrary to what many a wanna-be princess promotes (disrespect and/or disregard for a slave’s intellect and humanity is plantation behavior, not Goddess behavior), being brilliant and being submissive are not mutually exclusive and is why Richard is the official Submissive Savant of Zen Fetish. Just ask Alexandra: Smart submissives make the most reverent and obedient pets. And as Richard notes, “a person can enjoy being humiliated in erotic play space without that bleeding over into the rest of his life.”

Which goes to show that…face slapping as a form of Dom/sub play is more popular than one might first assume.

Which goes to show that…I am neither predictable nor run-of-the-mill and never will be. So quit trying to figure me out. If family & friends, a therapist and more than a few ex-boyfriends cannot manage the task, why should you be so lucky?

Anyway, back to the face slapping.

Yvonne had stopped by and was wondering why a man would enjoy being slapped, which is a perfectly understandable inquiry, dontcha think? Didn’t you have a similar question? Richard, being a submissive man of exquisite desires, responded that, “Surprise: there’s huge psychological impact when you don’t expect it. That fits in ideally with punishment. At times I like being found at fault and chastised.”

I would just add that from a (phone fantasy) Mistress perspective, the psychological impact is, indeed, a thing of beauty. Both Top and Bottom, Mistress and Slave, Dominant and Submissive should be having a heck of a lot of fun when participating in Erotic Face Slapping. Otherwise, somebody has got something terribly wrong.

For me, the experience is on the verge of being intoxicating. And I don’t say that lightly. There is an imagined suspension of safety, of boundaries desecrated that makes it absolutely transcending. I would think a good Domina –phone or real time– would feed off of her slave’s reaction to her slap, upping the ante for both of them.

What do you think? Mistress Sky? HDB? Lyndee? David C.? Mr. Allen? PQS? Mr. Smith? Richard? Mistress V? Puzzler? Is anybody home?

And if you want to read All You Wanted to Know About Erotic Face Slapping but Were Afraid to Ask Richard and Entourage, be sure to follow the above linkage. It is, after all, where the BDSM cognoscenti are apt to be found on any given day.

xo, Angela

Yes, I am cranky at times. But you do so love me, dontcha? Just admit it; you know that you do.

The above button was sent by my sister (I have more…just you wait.), once again from her intra-office email. Because what else is corporate America doing these days but playing on the internet? We who work on the net don’t find the silliness of email play quite so fascinating.  In fact emails can be quite a royal pain.

So what might a naughty & nice gal like myself have to be cranky about? Well…

• Foxfire, which is usually awesome and I highly recommend as your browser of choice, actually lost all my bookmarks. I was furious and in a panic, as I tend to get with technical fuck-ups. But a good geek boy fixed it for me. (Thanks!)
• I gave away way too much money recently –Christmas, don’t you know?– and I just checked my bank balance. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
• More snow tomorrow. (Dear God: Enough with the snow already! It was a nice touch for the holidays, but I’ve got places to go and people to see.)
• I figured out how to replace my ink cartridges in my printer only to have the stupid thing start telling me there was a paper jam and there wasn’t. I swear there wasn’t. That one just about did me in. But it is better now. Thanks again to good geek boy.
• I want a new car and a new condo. Girls who want such big ticket items need to learn to save their money rather than giving it away. I’m trying.

But I have lotsa good stuff happening too…and I happen to have a very appreciative heart despite my whining. I am gifted in that I can be cranky and happy at the same time.

And speaking of being gifted: As far as gifts went, I had the best Christmas since my childhood. And I do have awesome friends. Richard, Deviant Savant, Mistress V and Lyndee are just a few who come to mind.

And then there are my beloved callers who are just so fucking smart and downright adorable. I do believe that I have the cream of the crop when it comes to clientele. Just look at the commentary here at my blog. And they always say the nicest, sweetest things about me.

And I have a new hairdo which is simply fab!

***

By the way. Luscious Lyndee has been a very busy girl lately. She has a totally redesigned site, which you can see my clicking the above link. She also has recorded two fantasies which sound pretty interesting. I just might listen myself. You can find them here. But the biggest news is her new website, Pink Panty Cafe for sissies and panty boys. Make sure to check it out and visit often if you thrill to the idea of dressing up for a Mistress or lover or even a group of mean girls.

And if you are a PSO or owner/operator of an adult site looking for a talented, committed and creative webmaster to design your website, blog or even help you with HTML, check out Designs by Lovies. She is the wunderkind who took Lyndee’s ideas and brought them to fruition.

I am off to bed. Wish me sweet dreams. Or at least a few dirty ones.

xo, Angela