Now isn’t that the cutest little butt this side of heaven? Aren’t you just dying to know where and how to find the woman is to whom it belongs? If you ask real nice, saying pretty please with cherries on top and promise to be very good boys (at least until you work up the nerve to give her a call–then, bad behavior is the order of the day…very bad behavior), I just might tell you.

Now, stop staring at those humps and pay attention. That gorgeous bootie that you can’t keep your eyes off of belongs to my friend, Lyndee.

AKA Luscious Lyndee

AKA Miss Fuckalicious

Is Fuckalicious Lyndee as cute as those buns you are staring at? Listen for yourself, and then visit the above links to her websites.

Lyndee and I kinda-sorta ran into each other while bee-bopping around the WWW and took an instant liking to each other. With men, I go by the seat of my panties. With women, my belly-feeling. And when I met Lyndee, it was like I’d just eaten a slice (maybe even two slices) of my grandmother’s Peanut Butter pie. She is both that sweet and that decadent. This is a friendship that is growing by the day, and I cherish it.

But what do the naughty boys have to say about our beloved Lyndee? Well, why don’t ya just read for yourself:

*****Speechless. She leaves me speechless.

*****Superb as usual! Lyndee is so hot and very professional. Creative and can get nasty (in a good way) and make you her bitch……gotta love it! She’s playful and NOT scripted….a must call!

*****Great voice and an awesome lady.

*****Amazingly fun, frisky, imaginative, intelligent and highly erotic! WOW!

So I love Lyndee, the guys love Lyndee. I’m betting you will love her too. Are you still here? Don’t you have a call to make?

I took this quiz after finding it via the website of Principal Quattrano (I like this lady a lot. A very smart cookie, indeed. If your fantasies involve the authoritative, displinarian type of female, you really should consider giving her a call.), where I’d become absorbed in her insightful and captivating blog.

While I originally did it for my own amusement, the quiz was rather time consuming (as you can see if you check out the linkage) and the results (see italicized above) were relatively (I do care about my slave’s pleasure, contrary to the quiz results.) dead-on. So I thought I would share it.

• …that there seems to be a spate of Mel Gibson movies all over the premium (HBO, Showtime, etc.) channels. Is there anything in this world on which the entertainment industry won’t capitalize?
• …or copy? (America Has Talent, So You Think You Can Dance, etc.) Poor Simon.
• Speaking of Mr. Gibson, regarding my 2006/08/03 post, I want to make it clear that I have no opinion one way or the other regarding his alleged anti-Semitism. One opinion worth reading.
• I also wanted to mention that my appreciation of Christopher Hitchens’ command of the English language is not an indication of my regard for his personality or politics.
• …that Mistress V is fucking awesome? (And you should have noticed this, because I tell you enuff!) Our blonde bombshell is going to be on The X Rated Show tonight and is campaigning for an annual (gawd–I love this woman) Small Penis Prevention Day.
• …that Customer Service Reps act like they are doing us a favor? And are downright rude? Why do we put up with that? When did customer appreciation and good service become the exception rather than the rule?
• …that Radio Shack sales clerks suck? And seem to have the IQ of turnips?
• …that Richard has got to be the most erudite and creative submissive on the Internet today? If you are a submissive male, you should be regularly reading and commenting on his blog. Get to it or I will sic Ms. V on you!
• …that you can find me here to place a quick call to soothe those animal urges?
• …that my professional website hasn’t been updated in ages? What’s up with that? I will let you in on a secret: Lots of new stuff coming in the very near future, including a new Powder Room and Reformatory.
• …that I am just adorable and irresistable beyond belief?

While the movie referred to said lady’s eau de toilette, this is not to what I refer. But if you know me, then you already know that. Of course, beloved readers, what I speak of here is the aroma of the female’s divinely secret and mysterious netherlands, the magnificent, the beloved, the sweetened honeypot of all redemption: THE GLORIOUS CUNT

While the road to hell may be paved with good intentions, the road to heaven is paved (marked) with the aroma of feminine essence. And a man will follow those markers until his shoes, and then the knees of his pants, are tattered and worn–a bloodhound for pussy. And why wouldn’t he?

She who loves women would tell you that every woman carries between her legs a most precious and unique aroma all of her own. She who celebrates her femininity would tell that the musky incense of her own moist and flowering labia is the ultimate aphrodisia. She who toys with men would tell you that the power of pussy is the most powerful force known to mankind.

I would agree with all three. The desire, the need, the craving, drives men to steal panties that they will sniff, lick and even wear. They are cunt zombies, compelled to bury their faces between a woman’s legs–often needing this more than burying their pricks there. I do believe that if they could suck their own cocks after fucking a woman, they would–just so they could taste that snatch just one last time.

The scent of a woman is a force of nature, a blessing from heaven, the story of life, the path to redemption, the one and only truth, the beginning of everything.

Gracie over at Sex Kitten, where I have my quasi-regular column, recently interviewed Chloe Joe Berman, the woman behind The Girlie Girl Newsletter, which currently has 13,000–give or take a few–readers. While I’d never heard of either the woman or the newsletter, it wasn’t long before I fell head over heels.

Balancing a variety of “careers” while promoting animal rights and other personal passions, Ms. Berman is not only smart as a whip and easy on the eyes, but is supremely likable. And her poetry (a few samples are included in the interview) is simply divine.

You can read part I and part II of the interview here and here. (Part II is the most fun, because that is when Chloe kicks ass and takes names. What a fireball!)

And she has the most adorable website which you can visit here.

Like I said: I like her. I like her a lot.