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Well, I was planning on running an Easter special.  It didn’t work out, but you guys know that,  just like the Easter Bunny,  I always deliver the goodies, and will come up with something soon that will Rock Your Cocks.

I’m also writing this post early evening of Easter day … because, well, I really really really was busy doing the Easter thing for my mother. I made her a basket with all kinds of goodies (shampoo, perfume, nail polish, chewing gum, bracelet, candy … all the little things that make her happy), and helped with an Easter party for her and her friends.  See? I really do have a reasonably adequate excuse for the No Discount Holiday Phone Sex.

Then again, I have to say that even as a child, I never really was overly excited by Easter.  Nor birthdays, come to think of it.  Nor any holidays requiring picnicking (unless there’s a swimming pool). Yup, it’s pretty much just Thanksgiving and Christmas that wets my loins.  Nonetheless, I did go out of my way for this one and I’m on-the-verge-of collapsing tired and glad to be back home.  First, you and this blog. Then the sofa and a glass of wine. And then, the best part,  bed and a book.  Mmmmmm.

Before I go …

Just in time for Easter: Muppet Christ Superstar You can listen for FREE, but don’t be a putz. Donate generously.

So pretty: Dressed Up Easter Eggs

And guess what Dark Gracie did for Easter?  She tweeted her intentions, so think on this for the rest of your Holiday:

I’m pretty much staying naked in bed as long as I can today.

— Dark Gracie ® (@darkgracie) April 20, 2014

And then there’s The Peruvian prisoners rocking those iron bars and with their production of Jesus Christ Superstar, and I love them for it.

My Pope Francis is a Rock Star. And don’t you forget it.

Ya know, there are those *other* Easter Eggs that keep on giving all year round.

Easter Joke:  What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?   It’s going to take awhile to get me hard I just got laid by some chick!

Sooo …

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There’s a breach in your security

I’m inside you finally

My objective: distort your view

Wreck the very core of you

Tantalize, compromise your position

Dismantle your design

Contaminate and deface your convictions

Recreate your state of mind

And when your thoughts have been cleansed and corrected

We’ll celebrate the day

When everything that you were is rejected

That’s when I’ll have my way

Deny me if you think you can

But I always get my man

And before this night is through

I will corrupt you

I’ve had enough of your integrity

Your devotion sickens me

If there’s a fracture in your moral ground

I’ll find the break and I’ll bring you down

And you will swear to a brand new allegiance

Hope to die and cross your heart

You’ll abandon the things you believe in

With total disregard

And as the flag of your past life is burning

We’ll dance around the fire

Swept away by the tides that are turning

You’ll succumb to my desire

Deny me if you think you can

But I always get my man

And before this night is through

I will corrupt you

There’s a breach in your security

And when your thoughts have been cleansed and corrected

We’ll celebrate the day

When everything that you were is rejected

That’s when I’ll have my way

Deny me if you think you can

But I always get my man

And before this night is through

I will corrupt you

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‘Corrupt’ by Noel Karissa