Be Drunk

Charles Baudelaire

Translanted by Louis Simpson

You have to be always drunk. That’s all there is to it—it’s the only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually drunk.

But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be drunk.

And if sometimes, on the steps of a palace or the green grass of a ditch, in the mournful solitude of your room, you wake again, drunkenness already diminishing or gone, ask the wind, the wave, the star, the bird, the clock, everything that is flying, everything that is groaning, everything that is rolling, everything that is singing, everything that is speaking. . .ask what time it is and wind, wave, star, bird, clock will answer you: "It is time to be drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of time, be drunk, be continually drunk! On wine, on poetry or on virtue as you wish."

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*sigh*  I think I will choose from this point on to be drunk on poetry.

Someday I am going to settle in to seriously study Beaudelaire.  I really am.  This translation surely is reason enough to get started, dontcha think?  And then there’s the constant tease of Fleurs De Mal (brainchild of SuperVert — our in-house Deviant Savant).   But first I need a power bath.  One must be elegantly prepared for such endeavors.

xo, Angela

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PHONE SEX DIVA OF THE DAY:

Mistress Rayne of Rayne’s Realm.  She’s such a cutie.  And she will tough love you until your driven to your knees like the dirty dawg you are.  I have it from the best sources (my callers) that Mistress Rayne is an expert Domina with a few tricks up her sleeve for lucky slave boys.  So assume slave posture and dial her up.  Do it now!

So, as usual,  you’ve been finding me in the most unusual ways.  Which I don’t mind and to which I hardly ever even pay any real attention, even though — as most website owners/bloggers do — I have the ability to check a variety of stats, including the Key Words readers are popping into Google to find their way from there to here.    Occasionally, though, I do take a peek just to see what’s cooking.  I have to say, sometimes what I see is a real head-scratcher. 

And once you take a gander at  Zen’s recent Key Words, you”ll probably be scratching too.  I mean what exactly is urban porno and how would it differ from, say, pastoral or suburban porno?  Who is looking for what — when he types mistress v penis into  his search engine?  Maybe he’s missing Mistress V as much as I am and getting all teary-eyed over the good old (Small Penis Prevention) days?

And then there’s those certain phrases that make me ask:  What was he thinking, drinking, snorting and/or injecting?  Look at the  red text.  See it?  This guy is definitely under the influence of something — but I’m thinking it’s most likely the influence of his naughty penis, which would also be known as STIFF PRICK SUPiDITY SYNDROME, wherein the gray matter turns gelatinous and reality takes a flying leap.  For the record, I will NOT do Phone Fantasies re. to Obama.  It’s just too silly.

Copied and pasted directly from my stats:

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So what do you think?  Am I a bad girl?  Or a good girl who just happens to know how to be bad at the right time?  And isn’t it interesting all the face slapping and humiliation seekers who find their way here?  What must you think of me?  But there is a healthy sampling of other stuff (milf, tease & denial, phone sex quote, etc.).  One could make the argument (and I am) that the list reflects my creativity and flexibility — my eclectic, sexy genius.  *wink*

xo, Angela

I was a very bad girl!  Which makes me a very good girl to Mr. M.  And a couple other Misters here and there.

Upon accessing my inbox:

Angela:

xoxo

Oh yes, this simple little email meant the world to me.   And let me say this about that:  The fantasy was hot, dirty and kinkier than fuck.  And Mr. M. is the kindest, sweetest man; ethical, moral and always so appreciative of me.  I adore you, Mr. M.  And am always looking forward to the next time.  Because you always bring me new ideas, throw them at me feet and expect me to — without fail — work my voo doo. 

And so I do, you do … and they (those lovely creatures we conjure) surely do.  And they do it so damn dirty!  Just the way you and me like it. 

I love making our taboo trysts as real as possible for you.  It certainly does this Catholic School Girl Gone Bad’s heart good to know she’s spreading the kink, taking each and every one of my callers to the dark side … one naughty boy at a time. 

*wink*

xo, Angela

Um, I don’t really know what in the hell that is supposed to mean, except, maybe … well …

It’s a bitch to come back to the phones after being ill for so long, actually missing the good guys (yes, you!), looking forward to some grown-up, intelligent fun, only to have my first two or three NEW callers be jerky boy types.  And not in a good way.  I’ve mentioned before that I have a kinda-sorta list re. to the specialty call I am offering at a particular extension; it is guide — a guide ONLY — no more, no less.  Let’s take a look, shall we?

Prick Tease:  Carnal Control for Chronic Strokers

# guided masturbation
# blue ball busting
# femdom hand job
# delayed gratification
# compulsatory abstinence
# chastity by constraint
# cock-stroke countdown
# pussy worship
# obedience school
# sensual humilation
# financial fuckery
# stunt cock training
# clothed female, naked male
# multiple call tease
# hypnotic induction
# thigh, foot, heel humping
# induced flacidity
# cock-leash conditioning
# coitus interruptus
# female authority
# ruined orgasms
# disciplined monogamy
# prostate milking
# face sitting & queening
# cock & ball bondage
# public exhibition

Pretty self explanatory, yes?  no?  maybe?  enuff said — at the very least?  Well, if you’re into THE TEASE, it should certainly be enuff said, end of story, call and get busy.  But … nooooooooo!  Seems the occasional caller has to go down the list and ask:  How do you ruin an orgasm.  Just exactly how would obedience school be?  In what ways to you do stunt cock training?  Oooh, cock leash conditioning — how would you train me with a cock leash?  … and on and on and on and on.

After the drill, the interrogation, the endless academic and boring queries (which I might note is about as sexy as immersing oneself in stagnant tarn water), who in the fuck has any energy or desire to turn to serious kinky play?  Because, at that point, the caller has shot himself in the foot, he’s erased the mystery, ordered and numbered the possibilities into a nice little kinda-sorta periodical table of kinks, and the thrill of it all has become the rote and boring house-wife kitchen encounter … pallid, sexless, blanched and skinny-weak BORING.

I try.  Oh, yes, I really do try!   I try to explain that endless questions, the need to pin it down, define, categorize and make it stay in its own little neat and tidy place is NOT NOT NOT the way to go about the Phone Sex Experience.  A Femdom HandJob is never, ever the same.  Obedience School has a new instructors every day.  There are two people on the telephone, two people creating, feeding, inspiring — the nature of the superior encounter is to just listen, groove, connect, explore, let go.  LET GO!!!  Maybe I should rephrase this:  If you stroke it, it will cum.

That’s all you need to know, buster.  You and me and the moments of our time together are a one-time happening — opening, flowing, burgeoning with all that we have yet to discover.

It’s better that way:  Trust me on this.  And the next time you call — if you’re so inclined — will be another brand new cumbustion.  Doesn’t that sound better?

Part II of this GENTLE NUDGE, PHONE SEX RANT, FEMDOM BITCH FEST — call it what you will:

Hanging up on your girl is just not smart.  Because — once the strap-ons, the sissy panties, the stilletos, the leather, the cat-o-nine tails, the nipple clamps, et. al are put away — we really are earth girls and you need to be polite!  I’ve never blocked a man from calling me because of his fantasy or desires — no matter how kinky or downright grotesque — but I’ve blocked plenty due to rudeness.  Hanging up without a polite goodbye translates into crudeness and stupidty — I don’t tolerate these character defects in my friends and associates, so why would I tolerate them in callers?

The second reason you should play nice (and it really isn’t that hard; surely you’ve mastered the skll in your everyday real life?) is that nice begets nice.  I treat good boys well.  I’m assuming other Phone Sex gals do the same.  We have the ability to discount a call now and then for you.  Or give you free minutes.  And treat you extra special in a zillion different ways that can’t be quantified or qualified.  Do you really want to fuck with that and mess it up?

xo, Angela