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Well, I was planning on running an Easter special.  It didn’t work out, but you guys know that,  just like the Easter Bunny,  I always deliver the goodies, and will come up with something soon that will Rock Your Cocks.

I’m also writing this post early evening of Easter day … because, well, I really really really was busy doing the Easter thing for my mother. I made her a basket with all kinds of goodies (shampoo, perfume, nail polish, chewing gum, bracelet, candy … all the little things that make her happy), and helped with an Easter party for her and her friends.  See? I really do have a reasonably adequate excuse for the No Discount Holiday Phone Sex.

Then again, I have to say that even as a child, I never really was overly excited by Easter.  Nor birthdays, come to think of it.  Nor any holidays requiring picnicking (unless there’s a swimming pool). Yup, it’s pretty much just Thanksgiving and Christmas that wets my loins.  Nonetheless, I did go out of my way for this one and I’m on-the-verge-of collapsing tired and glad to be back home.  First, you and this blog. Then the sofa and a glass of wine. And then, the best part,  bed and a book.  Mmmmmm.

Before I go …

Just in time for Easter: Muppet Christ Superstar You can listen for FREE, but don’t be a putz. Donate generously.

So pretty: Dressed Up Easter Eggs

And guess what Dark Gracie did for Easter?  She tweeted her intentions, so think on this for the rest of your Holiday:

I’m pretty much staying naked in bed as long as I can today.

— Dark Gracie ® (@darkgracie) April 20, 2014

And then there’s The Peruvian prisoners rocking those iron bars and with their production of Jesus Christ Superstar, and I love them for it.

My Pope Francis is a Rock Star. And don’t you forget it.

Ya know, there are those *other* Easter Eggs that keep on giving all year round.

Easter Joke:  What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?   It’s going to take awhile to get me hard I just got laid by some chick!

Sooo …

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… for the wonderful reviews ❤❤❤

• Herrin Angela ist einfach nur wundervoll! Sie ist einfühlsam, streng und göttlich. Sie weiß genau, was sie tut und es fühlt sich gut an, sich ihr ganz hinzugeben! Danke für alles, Angela!
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• I’ve just had a Master Class with Angela, the Goddess of Phone. Or is that a Mistress Class? Mind-blowing!
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• I am her sweet bitch.
• It’s one of the highest honors on earth when Angela as you to serve as her financial slave.
• Good God, what can I say now? How can I add to my praise of Angela? This woman is a gift. And I do like unwrapping her.
• Angela is the most wonderful woman to converse with, she is absolutely fabulous. No one else even comes close.
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• She walks on erotic waters, turns those waters into aphrodisiac wine and then raises my little Lazarus from the dead. I am a believer.
• Worthy of worship, sweet of voice, dangerous of mind.
• Mistress Angela, warrior princess. My blue balls in her bag, she rides off into the sunset, leaving me breathless, pleading for her quick return.
• I find myself, over and over again, wanting to be with Angela. Wanting to spend time with Angela. Whenever I get the chance, it’s always the best idea I ever had.
• Whipped back into shape by my incredible mistress. i tremble just thinking about her – but i can’t stop thinking about her. i will do whatever she tells me to do, forever.
• Angela is an exceptionally wise and seductive weaver of wonderfully nuanced and fun fantasies.
• Excellent story teller. Great voice. And a dirty mind.

… I’m not buying it:

Dear Angela:

10am to 6pm tonight. Slept as instructed.

I am disappointed that you think I am cheating. Your esteem is important to me, and it is a blow to know I haven’t got it.

I don’t know what else to say.

I thought … I don’t know what I thought.  Maybe that my chastity was a gift to you as well as from you. I can’t make you rich, but I can honor our relationship with honesty.

Knowing that you don’t believe in that makes me sad.  It also tempts me to find my own release as well.

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Did you really think that would work?

And … cheer up! Now it will be another week. What fun we will have.

xoxoxo