I seem to have developed a need for you that is like breathing out and breathing in. I’m so dizzy with desire for you that I can barely see.

I hold my breath until you leave me breathless (again).

Email from a hot, sexy, delicious, Phone Sex Caller.  He rocks my world.

Angela, you make my cock very hard, and you do so very frequently. Sometimes it’s just the thought of you. In fact, it’s growing now.

By the way, you also make it explode in, well, the most intense way. Such pleasure that my entire body shakes.

I kinda-sorta collect quotes.  You might think of them as just a bunch of flumadiddles, but I happen to like them.  I kinda-sorta use them as motivational soundbites.   Some would argue that it’s at least better than religion.  Three favorites I keep tucked in my bra:

• Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.  –Thomas Jefferson
• The unexamined life is not worth living.  –Socrates
• The most elusive knowledge of all is self knowledge.  –Mirra Komarovsky

Like ’em? Be my guest & tuck them into your bra too.  Or boxers.  Or maybe both?

I actually had a Sex Quote Blog thingy not so long ago. But it was hosted by someone else and she took down the entire site — mine and every other hosted blog — without notice.  I put a lot of work into that site and sorely miss it.  But it’s gone and so I move on to other things.  It isn’t like I haven’t go other projects, lists, tasks, goals, etc. to keep me occupied.  In fact, I’m so overwhelmed that it’s kinda-sorta had the rebound effect of leaving me (temporarily … don’t panic) under-inspired.

So here’s some of my favorite quotes (post-coitus) about moi:

• This call confirmed that summer’s over.  I’m back in school with my favorite Professor of Promiscuity, my Dean of Delicious Debauchery. Teach – let me be teacher’s pet!
• F’N KINKY AS HELL! This woman is off the charts amazing!
• The most intelligent seducer on the web.  She f**ks with my brain so beautifully.
• Hoo-ahhhh! White eye roll back guaranteed! Phenomenal imagination, smart, playful, sexy role shifting – just fantastic!
• Erotic exceptional-ity is what Angela delivers. She is the sweetest, nastiest, soft, tough, mistress in the NF universe and I am her devotee.
• Intense psychological humiliation has never been so uplifting!
• when i need it, i need it bad. and angela is the only one that knows what i need and delivers it at full quality. she is adventurous, creative, imaginative, articulate, brilliant and more then anything: considerate.
• I’d say the fantasy is unreal but it’s sooo real!
• From the first moment Angela takes control you know you’re in the hands of a true expert. She bats you around like a cat taunting its prey.
• After my call with Ms. Angela I have decided to cancel my contact ad on Christian Mingle.
• Marvelous, mesmerizing, captivating call. A part of me just want to throw myself before her and give up control for the rest of my life.
• Angela is a boner-fide Authority on Stroke & White’s “Elements of Splooge” 🙂
• Angela is what I call ass with class. She is amazing. One second she’s quoting Shakespeare and the next the Marquis de Sade all the while drawing you in for a ride you won’t forget.
• Not sure what to say. Every call with her is breathtaking!!!
• I don’t know how she does it, but she always knows what I want. Even when I don’t have a clue myself.
• Marvelous mayhem from my mistress makes me melt. Angela has a way with wankers that is uniquely inviting, provocatively punitive and gloriously satisfying.
• Angela absolutely owns me, the best, most creative mind and gets into fantasies unlike no other. Highest recommendation.

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I have tons more. Of course I do, because my callers are the absolute best.  I know they are, I appreciate them so very much and always try to show them that I do–not only with seriously focused calls, but little treats like FREE Phone Sex Minutes.  I always get back more than I give. Always.

So now that I’ve primped and bragged … let’s just get back to it.

Shall we?  CLICK HERE

xo, Angela

Albeit, an erudite worm.

An email:

I am just part of the coterie of obsequious sycophants … a cog in the grist mill.  Only Masa Harina tortilla corn flour for you, Miss Angela St. Lawrence.

Stomp me like grapes for the Must.

I ferment for you!

Sincerely, Tiny Wee Wee

I do love a smart boy who knows how to grovel with such flamboyance.

ingratiating, kowtowing,  bondservant  =  Deliriously Happy Mistress

It’s been a very good day.

Goodnight, Darlings.

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xo, Angela