My understanding is that this cock cookbook doesn't really exist.  Which is a shame, as I'd love to give it as a gift to more than a few of my friends and relatives.  First on the list would be Bethany (my sister–remember?) who actually sent me these scans or whatever they are.  I also have quite a few gay friends who would think it was a real hoot.  

I'd probably go ahead and get myself one too.  Hey!  Just for the recipes; I mean that!  I'm the girl who tried to boil eggs two days in a row and both times actually blew up the eggs.  (Which, while I'm at it, thank you to a certain special someone who bought me the Kirkland cookware set.  It's saved my butt time and again.  If you're the type who burns water when you set it to boil, I highly recommend it.  Everything and anything cleans up in a jiff–take it from she who has burned everything from said mentioned eggs to pasta to potatoes to hot dogs to even water).   

The fellow above is Christian.  No–it's not his religious affiliation, it's his name.  Although if he stopped by to teach me how to cook, I might just get religion.  Praise the Lord!  Now let's get down to some shaking and baking.

Just so you know, I can cook when I have dinner guests.  Among my more famous dishes:  German Potato Salad, Blue Cheese Chicken, Greek Salad, Potato Soup, Home Made Sliced Tomato Pizza, Italian Vegetable Soup, Irish Pie, Hash Brown Casserole, Lentil Soup, Green Onion and Pasta Toss, Chili, and a Pot Roast that is so good it will make you fall to your knees and cry. 

I also make a Peanut Butter Pie that tastes like a chilled, creamy Reece Cup.  I've been told that each bite is like having an orgasm in your mouth.

Wanna come to dinner?

xo, Angela

Looking for Sex:  In All the Wrong Places?

I've written about this before, that as a webmistress I can see the  search terms by which people find their way to me.  Because I am a most awesome-est blog-stress, dontcha know.  (And if you're a first time visitor reading this, don't run away.  Stick around and get to know me.  I joke around a lot.  And make fun of myself and of what I do and everything else that is within shooting distance.) 

The last time, in an entry titled My Bad Reputation, we were looking at my FREE erotic story blog, Blistered Lips, checking out the specific search terms by which people were finding that site.  Evidently both readers and callers found it interesting, as many commented either via this blog or over the phone as to such.  Although it would behoove me to pay serious attention to this type of info and market myself accordingly, I don't.  But, hey!  I've always gone by the seat of my panties and it seems to serve me well.  So excuse me while I keep doing what works for me.

But I do continue to monitor–at least periodically–the whole darned thing, because it is fascinating.  As of late, my eyes have been on this blog, Zen Fetish, and which magical yellow brick road searchers are taking to get here.

So are ya ready?  Wanna see what I see? 

• domination (little innocent moi?)
• pantyhose
• femdom wedding  (read all about it)
• Hermaphrodite Phonesex  (I am actually quite good at this.)
• Angela St. Lawrence  (Guess who?)
• mistress tease denial
• phone sex  (read all about it)
• denial tease
• cock sucking men (Now would I make a guy do that?)
• small penis humiliation
• zen fetish
• pantyhose blog
• cuckold fetish  (read all about it)
• smoking fetish  (here and here)
  
• fetish ladies in leather
• femdom story
  
• cock control (read all about it)
  
• angela +zen fetish
• penis humiliation  (Okay, I admit liking this fantasy.)
• zen fetish
• femdom
• you're dick is bigger than my strap on  (I think not!)
  
• "porn art"
• femdom professional (You rang?)
  
• deep throat small penis  (Is that even possible?)
• female domination
• catholic school girl fetish (read all about it)
• femdom wedding
• phonesex fetish
• angela st lawrence
• zen fetish
• tease and denial (read all about it)
• zen fetish
• panty boy
• erotic tease  (A favorite of mine.)
  
• smell my thong  (I will not!)
• angela st. lawrence
• small penis humiliation
• spanking +enema 
• humiliation small dick
• small penis humiliation
• tease and delay orgasm stories
• princess crissy (read all about it)
  
• face slapping
• erotic humiliation (read all about it)
  
• good girls gone bad  (What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?)
  
• women getting fucked by a small penis
• zen fetish
• cuckold (read all about it)
• frau story  (Say what?)
  
• dirty school girls
  
• sissy +panties  (Oh, the fun of it all.)
  
• erotic humiliation
• panty fetish  (read all about it)
  
• forced cocksucking (read all about it)
  
• looking for a dirty old man to use my sissy man cunt (You are?)
• smoking fetish
• fucked so hard her pussy bled  (Dream on, Herman.)
• face slapping a slave  (read all about it)
  
• small penis humiliation
• mistress femdom "eat cum" 
• cock tease  (read all about it)
  
• dangling pussy lips  (Yuk!)
  
• small penis humiliation
• bad girls bestiality (Shame on you!)
• cock sucking boys (read all about it)
• fetish women in chains
• panty ass fetish
• orgasm control  (Oh, yeah!)
• smoking fetish
• cum denial
• kinky catholic girls  (And your point is…?)
• i  like big cock and i am a man  (I knew that already.)
• sissy sex with mom mistress
• zen sex
  
• cuckold "worship my cunt"
• bad boy forced to cum
• pantified
• slightly big cocks  (hmmm….)
• cum denial story
• catholic girls  (read all about it)
• panties
• face slapping porn
• naughty santa claus
• santa claus sex
• good girls gone bad porn
• panty jerking
• smoking, face slapping

The above is just a partial list, since I only have so much time and so do you.  But at least you get a picture of how people are finding their way to the Church of Miss St. Lawrence.  I was surprised how fast my naughty little Christmas story got picked up.  The Internet Gods must have their noses to the grindstone, trying to keep up with the blogosphere explosion.

It's kinda-sorta embarrassing how much "small penis humiliation" (in some form or other) comes up.  It really is a fun dom/sub phonesex game, but it is only a game and not anything I do in my real, everyday life.  I just love the fantasy of verbally emasculating a man.  Don't knock it if you haven't tried it.  I will tell you that very smart, sophisticated men usually enjoy this fantasy.  I think it might be because they are so damned brilliant, the word play is an intoxicating form of domination…whips and chains are just too common for them.

Mostly the list is pretty accurate regarding the types of fantasies at which I excel.  At least some guys seem to think so.  Then there are a few who don't.   C'est la vie!

So, don't be shy.  Tell me what you think.

xo, Angela 

If your prick has been naughty, then I guess it deserves a good whipping.  I mean, after all, how else is it going to learn to behave?  It isn’t like you can send it to obedience school or make it write a hundred times "I will be a good prick" or send it to bed without any supper or make it stand it in the corner.

I found this lovely piece of naughty artwork at the website, Waldo which features a collection of stories and artist’s renderings which have been featured in BDSM magazines, including spanking, gay, enema and fantasy subject matter.  Right up my alley, dontcha think?

xo, Angela   

The Hand:  Lyndee

As you should know by now, I’m not always perfect (shush–don’t tell the slaves). For example, I’m not the most tolerant person–at least in certain cases–and, ironically enough, intolerance is my major bitch. But I am good about celebrating my partners in crime, who are working it…in a good way. Luscious Lyndee happens to be one of those people. I mention her on occasion, and she stops by this blog quite often to leave a comment. I try to return the favor, only usually when I get over to her blog, she is yapping about sports, sports and more sports. Of which, despite being raised in the midst of a father, siblings, cousins uncles and even boyfriends who live for the game–any game, anywhere, anytime–I have neither comprehension nor interest. So it’s almost impossible for me to leave a comment of at least some import. Although she might be getting kinky with clown sex in the near future. You can bet I’ll have something to say then. Honk, honk. Last year, Lyndee expanded her enterprise to offer panty sluts and crossdressers a new place to hang out, The Pink Panty Cafe, which is an adorable little corner for all things sissified. Contrary to what you might thing, many PSOs have a special place in their hearts for sissy boys. I think it’s because they appeal to our maternal (or wicked stepmother) instincts. Well, now she’s gone and done it again–her dynasty grows as she presents a deliciously elegant new site, Earotica, where it looks like she will be offering some nice and some not so nice (x-rated? cross your dirty little fingers) essays and stories in her blog there. Maybe she’ll stop by and let us know. In the meantime, get over there and have yourself a peek-a-boo….and, of course, give her a call. Tell her Angela sent you and I expect a finder’s fee.

The Bush:   Burke

Thanks to my good friend, Jay, for sending these exclusive smoking pictures from his labor of love, Alta Smoking. If you’re the kind of guy who gets off watching gorgeous, sexy women smoking, then you simply must check out Alta Smoking, where Jay does what he does best. Which happens to be providing his members with always exclusive, always original and always very hot content. A nice FREE sampling of what’s inside is available, including a very sexy video of a naughty girl lighting up. (Gotta love those naughty girls!)

Another good thing about Jay is that he updates often–there is always something new. You may recall my interview with Jay and its companion piece, Look Out Leg Show, in which I review his other site, Alta Heels. Both are required reading if you want to know where he finds all those lovely girls and why his members are so loyal.

Obviously, I’m a fan. I don’t have to tell you about the overabundance of sleazy operators out there. So is it any wonder I find it refreshing to see sexy content provided by an ethical business man who believes the customer deserves a lot of bang (plus a whole lot of snap, crackle and pop) for his buck?

Smoke ’em if you’ve got ’em…

xo, Angela