Laundry Knock

by Devil Spy

My wife of three years and I live in an apartment. Thus, she or I have to use the community Laundry. It was early on Sunday morning when Jill and I woke. Jill is five foot two with a great set of hot tits and a very nice round ass. She is blonde and shaves her pussy clean. I am five foot ten and am in pretty good shape. No beer belly or anything, and a seven inch cock when hard.

We had got up early because I was going to cook for the big game today, so Jill said she would do the laundry. After a cup of coffee she took off her robe and nightly. And her blue thong. Naked she threw on a sweatshirt and a matching set of pants. She put on sandals and got ready to go to the laundry. Braless, I saw her tits sway and could tell her nipples where getting hard rubbing against the sweatshirt. Out the door she went.

Now we have a simple plan. Put clothing in, come home for a ½ hour, then back to put them in the dryer, then home for an hour. Then it is done. She was gone almost a half hour putting the clothing in. Now this was strange, but I thought she must have run into one of her girl friends and they where talking. I began to wonder.

I had shared Jill and her fine ass a few times. Mostly with close friends who found themselves with a wife out of town and where in need. No big deal and it gave Jill time to play with someone else. I always got seconds or thirds and everyone was happy. But always at home. I was always there to watch or listen to her soft and loud moans and groans. All the guys where more or less around the six to seven inch range and treated her well.

Jill finally returned and looked like she was winded. I ask if she was alright and she said yes. That she had just had a great fuck. She was smiling and happy. So I played along, thinking, no way. She is attempting to pull one over on me. She said he worked her over real good and fucked her. So, I thought, ok, I will play along.

See Jill has been off the pill for four months. Dr ordered it and I would just pull out and come on her face or tits or all over her pussy and ass. So did the other guys. Out of respect for Jill and me. So I saw holes in Jill’s story right away. Jill sat down and continued to tell me.

She said she walked in and was surprised to find two other people there. An older Mexican man and a young woman about Jill’s age. The woman was a Mexican also and a looker. Dark hair and skin, nice round tits and a hot ass. Anyway the older guy was dressed pretty much like Jill was and watched her close as she put the clothing into the washer. Really eyed her as she put her personal stuff in. Her bra’s and thong’s. And the two nighties’s. One matching blue and one red. He then got up and stood right behind her. She could tell he was looking her over.

She said she did nothing, but I have watched her myself and she moves that ass just so. I bumps and bumps again and again as she moves. Hell I have seen guys with hard cocks just from watching her walk away. She was talking so sexy that I started to get hard.

Then she said the young woman also came up and he said something to her in Spanish. He was now pressing his crotch up against her hot ass. He began to feel her free swaying tits and nipples. Her weak point. She can cum from her nipples being pulled and pinched. She said she was breathing heavy and looked at the girl who simply leaned in and kissed her. See Jill is bi and loves to love women too.

The woman began to feel Jill’s other free tit as the man wormed his hand down past her fine ass to her pussy and began to rub and feel her wetness. The woman pulled up her sweat top and freed her tits. She leaned forward and began to suck one of her nipples and Jill was lost. She needed a fuck and right now. She said she moaned and had a small cum as the woman sucked and pulled at her nipple. The man had pushed his hand inside of her sweat pants and pushed two thick fingers inside her tight cunt. His thumb rubbing her ass hole.

She was shocked and scared someone would walk in, but to horny to really care as she reached back and felt the man’s hard cock. It was thick and longer than mine. Jill said she pushed his sweat pants down about the same time as he pushed her’s down and she lined his hard eight and a half inches up in her tight but leaking pussy hole.

The nob of his cock was massive and he moved it up and around her pussy to get it good and wet. The woman was playing with her own pussy. Kissed Jill deeply again and pulled herself up in front of her. Spread legged and pulled Jill’s hair and mouth to her open dripping hole. I was hard as hell and pulled off my sweat pants and began to play with my cock. Jill continued to tell me about licking the woman and eating her sweet pussy. That the woman got off five times and held her head tight.

The man suddenly pumped half his hard cock into her pussy. Jill said she never felt anything so thick inside her cunt. She was spreading her legs wide just to get him in. His huge knob was deep in her pussy. He laughed with joy and said something in Spanish and pulled her left hand up feeling her wedding ring. The woman got off again pulling Jill close.

The man let her get use to his big cock as he fucked slow and easy. Little by little, he sunk into his balls. Jill said she was so full that she could feel his cock expel bits of precum into her open twat.

Jill said she got off twice as he pumped his massive thick cock into her. She never felt so open and full. Then the man played as he fucked her slow with his thumb. Getting it good and wet. Then he pushed it in her tight asshole. She said she groaned and pushed back on his thumb and cock. He was speeding up and she knew it would not be long.

The man moaned that she was to tight and he wanted to do her right next time. The woman had pulled her wet pussy from Jill’s cum covered mouth and got down to suck her tits. Feeling and pulling at her nipples as the man kept up rabbit fucking her. His thumb was deep in her asshole and Jill simply came like the fourth of July. Light in her head and all of it. Then she felt the man, deep in her cleft, expand. His thick cock got even bigger and set Jill off again. She wanted to say no, not inside, but it was to late.

He dumped his nut. Hot shot after hot shot of thick sperm was shot into Jill. She was taking his load and what a load he had. The woman pulled at her nipples and got one more hot cum out of Jill as the man shot his wad over and over in her tight pussy.

Jill said when he was done, he pulled his spent cock from her pussy. She felt open and wide. That the woman spanked her ass a couple of times as she sucked the man dry. Cleaning up his balls and shaved pubic area. Jill had his cum dripping out of her used pussy. The woman cleaned some of that too.

I was so hot at this point, I did not want the story to end. Jill stood, and dropped her sweat pants. No shit, thick white cream dripped from her tight hole. All over her thighs. She then mounted my cock and I fucked it all into her at one time. She was open and so wet. I fucked and fucked her pussy. She got off three times and then I shot my load into her.

I rocked her back and forth for a bit after. She said her cunt was sore. She told me she was fucked out. But that she had invited the couple to join us to watch the game. She looked at me in the eye and said, he is the papa of our new baby.

Now months later. Joe and Becky still come over. I fucked Becky twice that Sunday. Knocked her up. And filled her tight ass. Joe slept with Jill all night and she is also in the way. They still come over and the women go to the bedroom and play. Joe and I grill, watch the game, and fuck the women. Good way to spend Sunday’s. Soon we will have little one’s to hold and watch with us. (wink) And Jill’s pussy is still stretched wide.

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Dinner and a Show

by PornoPerson

If I had my druthers, I’d be eating somewhere other than iHop. Its vicinity to the hotel makes it the ideal place to nosh.

We’ll stay this way for a while. It may be minutes, it may be hours. It lasts until she hoarsely asks permission to get up. When she does, I’ll allow it, take off her collar and let her clean herself up. She’ll shower, dress, and say her goodbyes. And, like me, she’ll count the minutes until we see each other again.

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See what happens with all this new technology?  All hell breaks loose!

Okay, you know and I know that this particular "situation" is just not my cup of tea.  But there are girls and guys (ie. Pinkie and Blackie) who would absolutely — with no reservations and a whole lot of enthusiasm — jump right into this scene if they had half a chance.  And you certainly know by now that I am a great respector and defender of all things kink.  While I might not personally get all hot and bothered over a certain bit of naughtiness, I can readily understand and appreciate why someone else does.

Besides, if all else fails, I can always reverse in my mind the genders of the protagonist and antagonist.  Mmmm … Now I’m really seeing dirty visions.  I need to buy an iPhone.  And find a hotel close to an iHop. 

Be sure to visit PornoPerson’s very hot blog, where he  — more often than not — is the submissive one in his filthily erotic and wildly imaginative fantasias.  Oh, and buy his GUARANTEED VERY DIRTY BOOK, too.  I wrote the Forward, dontcha know?

xo, Angela

I’m Told I Make Good Coffee
by Jeremy Edwards

"Sorry!" I reddened.

Claudine turned and gave me the warmest of knowing smiles. "Lawrence–are you a little hard?" More than a little, I thought. She was dancing in place now, openly holding her crotch, but she was
grinning happily and showed no signs of moving along.

"I guess so." I returned her smile.

"Oh, you sexy boy. This is the kind of thing that can make a grown girl wet her pants," she laughed, with a suggestion in her voice that though it might be a bit of an inconvenience to wet her pants here and now, the scenario otherwise held an attraction for her. And where she was allowing herself to hover on the brink of wetting her pants, I was now on the verge of pollinating my jeans.

She darted into the bathroom, leaving the door ajar. I began to turn away as she peeled her slacks and panties and backed onto the commode . . . but suddenly she called "It’s okay–you don’t have to leave."

The next thing I heard was an angelic sigh of release. As the hiss and roar of her pissing began, I stumbled in without further hesitation, secure in the knowledge that the bell above the front door of the shop would give me plenty of time to return to the counter to serve any hypothetical forenoon customers. Hypothetical and improbable, I noted cheerfully.

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From our sweet Zen Friend, Jerotic, who also recently (and I am late with this … you’ll have some catching up to do) sent the following:

SPECIAL EVENT #1

Please join me at my blog next Tuesday, January 27, when I welcome brilliant writer Nikki Magennis, author of the mindblowing eroto-rockin’ adventure The New Rakes! Nikki will be telling us about her passionate relationship with rock ‘n’ roll and indulging us with exquisite excerpts … and it’s rumored there will even be an X-rated paper-doll floor show!

SPECIAL EVENT #2

My Beer Buddy

by Louis Friend (Prurient Interests)

Despite us calling it "boys night out," most of the time Tony and I would hang out in his finished basement on our occasional evenings. Basketball season was our favorite. Tony’s wife, Marsha, would order us up a couple pizzas, stock the basement fridge with beer, and let boys be boys.

And that’s how it’s been since. On occasion he’ll want things outside of our nights together. When he was going through a rough patch with his Marsha, I would meet him in the parking garage after work and suck him off before we both went home to our wives. I’m still all man to my Missus but when Tony and I get together, I’m his bitch, completely.

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Interestingly enough, I recently created a fantasy very close to Mr. Friend’s scenario.  In fact — with a certain few twists here and there — I’ve conjured two entirely unique quasi-versions.Great minds think alike?  Or maybe it’s just that we — Mr. Friend, myself and , of course, my kinkster callers — are just intrepid gutter rats at heart.  Either way, fun was had by all and, if I do say so myself (and, believe me, I certainly do) two very kinky callers just love me to pieces.  Of course, the feeling is reciprocated.

You might wonder, considering their shared interests why I wouldn’t introduce one to the other.  But Angela, you may be asking, wouldn’t that be a Queer Boy’s dream-come-true?  Nah, not really.  Because, you see, neither want to be Tony.  They want to be the submissive friend who takes it up the ass. 

And did you notice the narrator-sub did not get to have an orgasm?  It’s what I call The Paradox of Submissive Phone Sex.  It goes something like this:  In REAL LIFE when a man is submitting, he might very well serve as a footstool, administer foot worship and be fucked by the Dominant.  And, as the story illustrates, the Dominant usually at some point uses the slave to sate their own sexual desire, culminating in the Dominant’s orgasm, while the submissive does not get relief.  His role is very much objectified; he is a means to an end, and it’s all about the Dominant’s satisfaction. 

BUT …

In a Phone Sex Fantasy it is exactly this fact that the Dominant is using the submissive for his own selfish needs, without any regard for slave’s sexual fulfillment, that cause the Phone Sex Submissive to have an orgasm.  

Which I guess could lead to the conclusion that, if you want to orgasm when serving a Master, it’s better to do it as a fantasy.  Lucky for me, eh?

xo, Angela

A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill. 

~Robert A. Heinlein

… those troublemakers being Jerotic and and Gracie Passette.

First a Bit of Naughtiness from Jerotic:

Movie Night
by Jeremy Edwards

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And then Gracie and Jerotic are gonna team up to make some (air) waves tomorrow night  — Wednesday, August 27, 2008 — on the The Cult of Gracie Radio Show. 

Now that should be very interesting.  But it’s all in good fun and of a good heart, as they are hoping to raise awareness for the Ultimate Burlesque, which goes to raise money for MacMillan CancerSupport.  How awesome is that?  And while you can always listen to the the archived show at a later date, if you listen in live, you can either email or call in with questions.

xo, Angela