Most of you have probably seen this one before.  But hey!  New people, both vanilla and kinky and everything in between are just getting wired (Internet access) and/or finding this blog every day.  So, if you have already seen it, a little repetition isn't going to hurt you now, is it?  

And haven't you ever heard of Christmas Tradition?  Take my word for it, it's a good thing, this tradition stuff.  I'm a girl who wants all the holiday bling, including tree (no tinsel, please), egg nog, stocking hung by the chimney with care, home-baked cookies (courtesy of my sister), personally picked and loving wrapped presents, a viewing (at least once) of both White Christmas and A Christmas Story, and, of course, lotsa lovely holiday music.  So if me and everybody else can have it, aren't  kinksters entitled to their own little bit of Christmas cheer?

I actually remember seeing this the first holiday season I was on line, which was about 4 or 5 years ago.  I think it was called BDSM Christmas…something like that.  Richard (our beloved Submissive Savant) would probably know (even though he's kinda-sorta the Ba Humbug type).  Anyway, after five years, I do think it can actually be classified as bona fide tradition.  So grab your jingle bells, your whip and chains, and sing along.  You already know the tune.  And if you don't, then you certainly need a training session with Christmas Mistress:

On the 1st day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me… A Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me… 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me… 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 4th day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me… 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 5th day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me… FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 6th day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me… 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS,.4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 7th day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me… 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 8th day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me… 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 9th day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me… 9 Candles Dripping, 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 10th day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me… 10 Lords a Whipping, 9 Candles Dripping, 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees

On the 11th day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me… 11 Rubber Butt Plugs, 10 Lords a Whipping, 9 Candles Dripping, 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

On the 12th day of Christmas, my Mistress gave to me… 12 Orgasms Screaming, 11 Rubber Butt Pluggs, 10 Lords a Whipping, 9 Candles Dripping, 8 Floggers Flogging, 7 Crops a Swinging, 6 Tubes of KY, FIVE ANAL BEADS, 4 Ball Gags, 3 Blindfolds, 2 Nipple Clamps and a Small Feather Pillow for my knees.

xo, Angela 

toys for tots 

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