Back in the day, NiteFlirt was pretty generous with the character limit for reviewing calls. I ran across these — some long, some not so long — “blasts from the past” and thought I’d share them with you.

Just so you know, I’ve been pretty lucky when it comes to callers. They are, for the most part, the cream of the crop.  And I wouldn’t have it any other way. They are (usually) well-mannered, thoughtful, generous and appreciative.

So minus the un-usually blokes, which I’ve blocked from speaking with me, here are some comments/reviews from some pretty wonderful fellows:

• Always exciting, always unscripted and unpredictable, always my favorite.
• Angela is one of the the smartest and most giving women that i have ever had the pleasure of speaking to. Not only does she put you at ease with her warm personality but she does an amazing job of painting a vivid picture of your fantasy, one that leaves a lasting impression on your mind. Angela definitely gets my highest recommendation
• Ms. Angela, you always know what I need. When I think it can’t possibly get any better, you raise the bar another notch or two. And I, of course, rise (pun intended) to the occasion. Thanx, U Know Who
• Men want her attention, women want to be her. Men are lucky: If we are gentlemen and adequately respectful, Angela will turn her brilliant gaze our way. Women, on the other hand, are just plain out of luck.
• Gawd, she’s good!
• A phone session with Angela St. Lawrence is akin to stumbling upon an oasis. Amidst a desert populated with 45-year old “Barely Legal Brittanys” and grammar-challenged “Lifestyle Dom Lolitas,” in Angela you will find someone who really knows what a sentence is and how to complete it; who can actually weave a fantasy and keep all the facts straight. Someone who treats her callers with respect instead of simply as cash cows ripe to be milked. In this milieu, Angela sets the bar. Give her a try. I think you’ll find she’s worth every penny.
• It’s St. Lawrence of Erotica…she commands vast armies of devoted men who, like me, willingly subjugate their own needs for the wants of Angela. I serve with honor, in spite of my pants being around my shoes.
• All she needs to do is say that she is taking control – and I am putty in her hands. Angela reads me so well, pleases me so much and satisfies me so completely that there never will be another like her in my life.
• Absolute phenomenal. The depths of her imagination never fail to amaze me. Terrific!
• Move over Cleopatra, Helen of Troy, and every other Fem Fatale who ever thought she knew how to control her man. Angela has the secret code, the golden key, the sacred scrolls. No male is safe with a woman like this on the loose.
• Dear Betty Crocker, Angela has found a new use for a garlic press, so now I am a soprano who smells like an Italian restaurant.
• Angela is terrific! She is super sexy and also smart; a rare combination that makes her irresistible.
• Angela told me that I remind her of an old rhythm and blues singer….Little Richard. Or was it Wee Willy Winky? In any case, I told her she could thread my needle anytime. I think she still may be laughing. God, I love this woman.
• I’m a very dirty boy. And Miss Angela knows how to take control of a chronic masturbater like me. She is threatening everything from enforced chastity to castration if I don’t get myself under control. But it’s so HARD, Miss Angela. Please have mercy.
• Angela, what can I say? You are an invigorating mountain stream, cool, refreshing, bubbly and full of life! You restore the spring in my step and you satisfy like none other! I feel honored that you will take the time out of your day to talk with me and to make my day brighter with your laugh. Gentlemen, there are PSO’s and then there is Angela! In a class of her own, she can rock your world, or rock you to sleep, and she knows which one you need, on any given day. She is amazing, and she stands alone as the best of the best!
• THIS LADY WILL LEAVE YOU SHAKING IN YOUR SWEAT AS YOU GOBBLE UP SPUNK AND YOUR BALLS ARE DRAINED LIKE NEVER BEFORE.
• We can only wish that 1% of the girls here were as creative as Angela.
• Ms. St. Lawrence serves up custom-designed, one-of-a-kind fetish and kink each and every time. If you’re looking for smart edge play administered by a wickedly sweet Mistress: CALL NOW!
• Another wild ride on the dark side with the absolute Queen of Denial. She makes me ache and beg and plead, the entire time giggling or whispering dirty words into my ears and making me do the filthiest deeds imaginable. I belong to Her. Her name is tattooed across my heart and my *CENSORED*
• The best decision I ever made was to call this Magnificent Goddess. Our first call she took time to get to know me–both as a person and as a deviant, dirty little boy. Every interaction is bliss. Every encounter better than the last. She is smart, sexy and beautiful. I worship her.
• Hardcore sissification, objectification and humiliation in the hands of a woman who absolutely knows what she is doing and does it like no other. There is nobody who can get inside of your head like Angela.
• Mistress is a Supreme Ruler of men. She stoked my most depraved submissive desires.
• Absolute perfection. No matter where I tell her my head is (objectification, feminization, etc) she steps up to the plate and delivers a home run….EVERY TIME!

Oh, and then there is this rather creative poetic review:

Angie St. Lawrence is her name
Oral fantasy is her game

If your sex life’s a bleak November
She’s human Viagra for your member

Like to dress in women’s clothes?
Be abused? Suck a nose?

Mince about? Like a sissy?
Better call this sexy Missy!

Is your pleasure cunnilingus?
Or a dildo in your dingus?

Care to suck a zoo gorilla?
Or just do it straight vanilla?

Ever try it hot and dental?
Angie’ll do you; she’s non-judgmental

Got a thing for women’s toes?
Whips and chains? Or pantyhose?

It doesn’t matter. What’s your pleasure?
Just call Angie, at your leisure

Some PSOs aren’t real smart
Angie’s different. And she’s got heart!

(can you feel me smiling?)

xo, Angela

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