Fucking for Jesus | |
(the commercial is quick … so hang on)
Oh, and if you’re a Christian? Maybe you should join this church.
Which reminds me of a true story re. my phone sex adventures and a particular Christian. I tell you all about it sometime this week. OK?
Since I don’t live in Florida – can I just try calling you for thirty days in a row?
Well, if the minister says you gotta, you just gotta, I guess. I’ll report back in 21 days on how its going.
well, we’re not christians and sex once a day is a bare minimum for us. maybe I should email the good pastor and ask if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.
Well if I have to… Do we get thirty day coupon books? Or a monthly passbook that get’s inked as you get oiled?
Nothing like a good ol fuck a thon to raise money for the church. Beats a 50/50 any day.