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So, yeah, I took this test. Not that I put much store in this online silliness — but it passes the time, particularly when you are avoiding what you should be doing. And I’ve been more or less in avoidance mode for a while now.
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Low |
| Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | High |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Very High |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Low |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Moderate |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Low |
| Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very Low |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Moderate |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate |
| Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test
Okay, in my defense, the questions were very black and white … yes or no, true or false. And I am just sooo not a black and white girl. Then again, my results also include this bit of hell and brimstone warning:
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain.
I actually kinda-sorta see the semi-truth in that last line, that I’ve betrayed reason for pleasure. But it also notes that:
Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.
I think I can live with that.
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Phone Sex Quote of the Day:
What I like most about talking with you Angela, is that you are always so frank. You do like being control, but you do it in such a human, heart-felt way that it is viscerally intimate. When I am talking to you, it is like we are really in the same room. ~ Very special Prick Tease Caller
xo, Angela
“Is this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burned the topless towers of Ilium?” Yup … that’s our Angela!
I’ve always agreed with Huck Finn that Hell sounds like it is where all the interesting people will be.
I think I’d make it a level lower, to “Gluttonous.” That’s if I didn’t join you, Angie, in limbo!
Not to worry, Ang! I just took the test, and you and I have the exact same results, LOL!
Hoping you are well…and enjoying 2009!!
But your pleasure comes in some many intriguing forms, Angela. You have passions of the heart, head and soul, so I see this last line as a tribute to your good taste and an explanation for how wondrous you are.
Today the Mayor of Hartford was arraigned for taking bribes and the Governor of Illinois is all over the airwaves. Can we improve on Dante and add a tenth layer — for public servants who abuse the public trust?
Whatever level you are – may i be one lower?
Don’t ya just love Dante? Of course, my teacher, I’d follow you anywhere, but Lustful Level Two sounds like a particularly nice destination!
Mistress, can u share the answers to the questions? i’d love to know what in particular makes the test decide that you are “Lustful,” but i bet i can guess!
My results:
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
Level 2 Lustful Extreme
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 – The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 – Cocytus Treacherous Low
May the Lady Angela be as amused as I am.
Quote for the day: “We Klingons HAVE no devil, Captain…” Leans towards Kirk smiling menacingly, “But we understand the Nature of yours!” —John Colicos as the legendary Commander Kor