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Looking for Sex: In All the Wrong Places?
I've written about this before, that as a webmistress I can see the search terms by which people find their way to me. Because I am a most awesome-est blog-stress, dontcha know. (And if you're a first time visitor reading this, don't run away. Stick around and get to know me. I joke around a lot. And make fun of myself and of what I do and everything else that is within shooting distance.)
The last time, in an entry titled My Bad Reputation, we were looking at my FREE erotic story blog, Blistered Lips, checking out the specific search terms by which people were finding that site. Evidently both readers and callers found it interesting, as many commented either via this blog or over the phone as to such. Although it would behoove me to pay serious attention to this type of info and market myself accordingly, I don't. But, hey! I've always gone by the seat of my panties and it seems to serve me well. So excuse me while I keep doing what works for me.
But I do continue to monitor–at least periodically–the whole darned thing, because it is fascinating. As of late, my eyes have been on this blog, Zen Fetish, and which magical yellow brick road searchers are taking to get here.
So are ya ready? Wanna see what I see?
- domination (little innocent moi?)
- pantyhose
- femdom wedding (read all about it)
- Hermaphrodite Phonesex (I am actually quite good at this.)
- Angela St. Lawrence (Guess who?)
- mistress tease denial
- phone sex (read all about it)
- denial tease
- cock sucking men (Now would I make a guy do that?)
- small penis humiliation
- zen fetish
- pantyhose blog
- cuckold fetish (read all about it)
- smoking fetish (here and here)
- fetish ladies in leather
- femdom story
- cock control (read all about it)
- angela +zen fetish
- penis humiliation (Okay, I admit liking this fantasy.)
- zen fetish
- femdom
- you're dick is bigger than my strap on (I think not!)
- "porn art"
- femdom professional (You rang?)
- deep throat small penis (Is that even possible?)
- female domination
- catholic school girl fetish (read all about it)
- femdom wedding
- phonesex fetish
- angela st lawrence
- zen fetish
- tease and denial (read all about it)
- zen fetish
- panty boy
- erotic tease (A favorite of mine.)
- smell my thong (I will not!)
- angela st. lawrence
- small penis humiliation
- spanking +enema
- humiliation small dick
- small penis humiliation
- tease and delay orgasm stories
- princess crissy (read all about it)
- face slapping
- erotic humiliation (read all about it)
- good girls gone bad (What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?)
- women getting fucked by a small penis
- zen fetish
- cuckold (read all about it)
- frau story (Say what?)
- dirty school girls
- sissy +panties (Oh, the fun of it all.)
- erotic humiliation
- panty fetish (read all about it)
- forced cocksucking (read all about it)
- looking for a dirty old man to use my sissy man cunt (You are?)
- smoking fetish
- fucked so hard her pussy bled (Dream on, Herman.)
- face slapping a slave (read all about it)
- small penis humiliation
- mistress femdom "eat cum"
- cock tease (read all about it)
- dangling pussy lips (Yuk!)
- small penis humiliation
- bad girls bestiality (Shame on you!)
- cock sucking boys (read all about it)
- fetish women in chains
- panty ass fetish
- orgasm control (Oh, yeah!)
- smoking fetish
- cum denial
- kinky catholic girls (And your point is…?)
- i like big cock and i am a man (I knew that already.)
- sissy sex with mom mistress
- zen sex
- cuckold "worship my cunt"
- bad boy forced to cum
- pantified
- slightly big cocks (hmmm….)
- cum denial story
- catholic girls (read all about it)
- panties
- face slapping porn
- naughty santa claus
- santa claus sex
- good girls gone bad porn
- panty jerking
- smoking, face slapping
The above is just a partial list, since I only have so much time and so do you. But at least you get a picture of how people are finding their way to the Church of Miss St. Lawrence. I was surprised how fast my naughty little Christmas story got picked up. The Internet Gods must have their noses to the grindstone, trying to keep up with the blogosphere explosion.
It's kinda-sorta embarrassing how much "small penis humiliation" (in some form or other) comes up. It really is a fun dom/sub phonesex game, but it is only a game and not anything I do in my real, everyday life. I just love the fantasy of verbally emasculating a man. Don't knock it if you haven't tried it. I will tell you that very smart, sophisticated men usually enjoy this fantasy. I think it might be because they are so damned brilliant, the word play is an intoxicating form of domination…whips and chains are just too common for them.
Mostly the list is pretty accurate regarding the types of fantasies at which I excel. At least some guys seem to think so. Then there are a few who don't. C'est la vie!
So, don't be shy. Tell me what you think.
xo, Angela
A fascinating glimpse into the marketing of one fascinating woman. Somehow, my searches for a “Hillary Clinton look-alike” never link me to zenfetish! I laughed and laughed at your “is such a thing possible?” comment, Angie. Thanks, as always.
I think it’s fascinating, too. You don’t know me but you just might real soon. I’m still reading!
Based upon my experience, this is far too short a list if it is intended to capture all that our Angela can do – and can do well! My own fetish is reading fetish-oriented blogs — and whose is the best? So here I’ll stay.
Your side comments had me laughing out loud. …really!
I happen to know you are good (dare I say the best?) at more than a few things on that list, but my lips are sealed. The less your readers know, the more I (and a few other guys) have you to myself.
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