More than Talking Dirty | |
Dearest Angela:
Having a nice day here in [ANONYMOUS CITY]. Got a haircut, ate lunch downtown (which means leftovers for supper, but good’uns), and did Yoga and a quick walk to the supermarket for milk. yoga class was crowded. There was even a girl in like middle school (who was incredibly flexible). The teacher is always so nice, and says I’m coming along well. I’m honored to hear the complement.
[ANONYMOUS DOG] went by the vet school again today. It looks like one of his blood levels reflecting kideny function is a little higher than we’d like. He may be getting a little dehydrated, so at the market I bought him some watermelon. When I was waiting for him at the vet school yesterday I wrote the following, which I hope you’ll enjoy:
Moonlight
Just as real to me as the memory of your kiss
The feel of your fingertips on my lower lip.
Quieting my desperation by quenching my desire.
My heart rests by falling through the floor.
The roaring in my ears presupposes the day you say good-bye.
Now I draw this pen across these pages
instead of my hands along your sides.
And I moan into the moonlight
instead of looking into your eyes.
Love,
[ANONYMOUS CALLER, FRIEND, SWEETHEART]
p.s. I also bought little two dollar pencil sharpener. Look out journal, here comes the color pencils!
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I’d saved this email forever and a day (sent 5/20/09) … it was so special to me. So, yes. There’s a whole lot more going on behind the Phone Sex Curtain than most would imagine. Most of my clients are witty, smart, creative and continually surprise me. They’re doctors, lawyers and — for all I know — even Indian chiefs. They read/write poetry, volunteer at soup kitchens, play Santa at hospitals, publish books (one in particular that I’m sure you’ve read or at least heard of), fly planes, climb mountains, teach school, live the good life post retirement, and every other thing you could imagine.
They are the guy next to you on the light rail, the doctor who took save your mother’s life, the minister who taught last summer’s bible study, the psychologist who sits next to you at your NA meeting …
… the football player, the opera singer, the grocery clerk, the personal trainer, the television star, the hot shot lawyer, the multi-level marketing guru, the bus driver.
… they are Jewish, Catholic, Agnostic, Muslim, Unitarian, Methodist, Presbyterian, Buddhist.
… they are Italian, American, Greek, French.
… they are white, black, yellow, red.
They are everyman. And you better believe it … there’s a lot more to this Phone Sex thing than Talking Dirty.
xo, Angela
And they’re all horny.
You’re a lucky young lady. And your callers are quite lucky to have found you.
And PQS is right, you know.
Even an occasional Episcopalian.
And they all have such good taste.