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Readers should know by now that I have a column at Sex Kitten. A great gang of girls are the center of attention over there, with the occasional male showing up for support and/or commentary and/or their own articles.
Although I’ll never measure up to Dorothy Parker or break bread with the likes of Alice Walker, I do like to write and Gracie is either kind enough or crazy enough–probably a little of both–to let do my thing, with very little intervention on her part…thank goodness. Structure, for me is a motherfucker, I don’t even usually make appointments for my nails or hair. I just drop in and expect them to work their magic. My saving grace, the reason they put up with my silliness, is my charming personality. And it might have something to do with the fact that I am an above average tipper. Just maybe.
Anyway, I wrote this piece, “When the Muse Wants to Fuck,” which had been very well received over at the Cat House. And I thought that was the end of it. But Kitten belongs to this blog club or something–I’ve never quite figured out how it works–called Sugasm. Seems that every week voters pick the best blog entries of the week. And my Muse piece was in the top three of issue 98! WOW! I wonder if I’ll get a cash prize. Or maybe a tiara and new car? Just kidding.
Actually, I’m stoked and I hope you take time to read it. It is one of my own personal favorites.
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He’s baaaack! Pervert Savant, bless his pea-pickin’ heart, just sent me Chapter IV of Lingerie on the Razorwire, and it is unbelievably funny and downright brilliant. Why this guy isn’t writing for a living is beyond me. I also talked with PS today and he was his jolly and articulate self. I could listen to him for hours. He says he’ll be back soon. He is still having PC issues, but expects to have them corrected in the near future. He actually typed this chapter on his office PC. He charges by the hour. Wonder who he billed for that? Anyway, I’ll be publishing it in the next few days, so stay tuned.
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A few questions (click the linkage if your answer is YES).
- Do you absolutely fucking adore a woman who digs lingerie?
- Does it take a smart woman to be a truly good Dominatrix?
- Is cuckolding catching on as an acceptable kink?
- Can good guys ever really finish first?
- Did you know Shakespeare is still alive and slinging porn?
- Can the human spirit thrive in prison?
- Is it possible to be a good boy and one kinky motherfucker?
- Does a girl who can talk sports turn you on?
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Also, I am going to be featuring another story by Porno Person soon. He writes the dirtiest erotica, while I tend to save most of seriously nasty stuff for the kink-O-phone. So I like to put some of his beautifully filthy and seriously kinky fantasies here once in a while. It’s good to give this blog a good shaking up now and again. Dontcha think?
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And to answer a question I get all the time: Yes, I know I link to people who don’t link to me. I don’t link for popularity or creating a “Google” presence; the linkage you find to the right of this blog is hand-picked by me for my readers. It is to benefit them, not me. People find me easily enough without me sacrificing my personal and professional integrity. So why screw with a good thing? Huh?
Okay, baby…I am history.
Until the next time.
xo, Angela
So THAT’S the opera video you were telling me about. Unbelievable. And the prisoners?
Not to mention your divinely inspired piece at Sex Kitten.
Great “catch up” piece, Angela. Thanks, as always.
I think Gracie’s right-what she said on your beautifully written “When the Muse Wants to Fuck.” It should be the introductory piece for a book of your poetry. You can bet that I’d buy it.
LOL… you are too funny! I know, I write more about sports these days than anything! Ironically, I was talking to a client about this just yesterday… Oh well, I always wanted to be a Sports Journalist…
I hope you are well. I have been concerned not seeing you around, chica!! Take care of yourself…
xo, Lyndee
Addendum:
The only difference between yourself and the likes of Dorothy Parker, is that her name is Dorothy Parker and yours is Angela StLawerence! Dorothy was always my favorite until I got to know you….
YOU ROCK, Ang!
Of the many things about you that is to marvel at, your modesty and generosity are to be admired. Your work is always professional and earnest with a desire to amuse, entertain and arouse.
I liked the You Tube of the singer a lot. What a blessed man to have such a voice.
Thanks.
Along with my congrats, again, I’d like to mention that as much as I agree that ‘Muse’ would make an excellent introduction to Angela’s book of poetry (which we keep pestering her about), it was not my idea.
Jewel, the ‘real editor’ especially when it comes to poetry called me and spoke those words on the phone to me about the piece. I just was the one to type them on the interwebs :p
Correction made, I suggest that you all urge Ms Angela to send her poems in so that we can get her book started.
(I’d wink, but then you might think I am joking. And I’m not. Urge her. Whine at her. Beg it of her. Put on your prettiest panties and pester her. Whatever it takes. We want the book. Chant along with me, “We want Angela’s book, we want Angela’s book…”)
WE WANT ANGELA’S BOOK… WE WANT ANGELA’S BOOK… over and over again, my friend!
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Is it possible to be a good boy and one kinky motherfucker?
I’m honored. Thrilled beyond description.
And I just found a new tagline!
Why are you hesitating, Angela? I’m with Gracie and Lyndee. Put together that book. I’ll buy ten copies. That’s a promise.
Congrats on the Sugasm shoutout! Totally completely fully 100% absolutely unequivocally deserved.
Thanks to all of you. I am so grateful to have such great friends here on the net. It isn’t always that way. I love you all.
I am revving up to sprinkle little Angela flyers in the halls of the ivy league and the board rooms of the fortune 500, cuz she deserves that kind of promotion. And also…”Dear Oprah, here’s a brilliant corker for you……”
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