New Bitch in Town | |
She’s kicking ass and taking names. Well, not really, not the "taking names" part, because she doesn’t really care about you or your name too much. She goes by the name of Angel, although she wants certain loser boys (each and every one of you, so quit hiding behind you’re mama’s skirt) to know that she is certainly NOT YOUR ANGEL! And she’s got your number. Again, not really. But you can have hers:
1 – 800 – 863 – 5478 ext. 02743336.
Cute, sassy and downright cruel (when the occasion requires such), Ms. Angel is a personal friend of mine, and I can tell you straight up that this little lady does not suffer fools gladly. She has a sixth sense when it comes to men. And if you’re a weak pussy-boy thinking your frail, manly facade will keep you safe? Well, think again, because, quite frankly, your ass, your heart, and even your money will be Angel’s in no time. That is if you can even muster up enough testosterone to give Angel a call.
Angel happens to like to play games with boy-toys. And she has two very special games — one for up-skirt fetishists and one for foot fetishists — which you just might want to play ASAP, before you stick you neck out and actually call. Look at it this way: the gesture might melt her cold heart just a smidgen, so that maybe she won’t be the Sugar Coated Cunt she usually is. You can find both games here: Angel @ NiteFlirt
If you finally do get up the nerve to call Angel, do let me know. I want all the grisly details. There will be blood! So make sure you’ve got some bandages handy.
xo, Angela
OK, I promise I’ll call her … the very next time I want to talk to someone other than Angela. (Dear Angel: Don’t hold your breath!)
It is always gracious of you, Angela, to recommend new players who might be able to meet our needs.
Wasn’t I married to her once?
You can tell a Mistress by the company she keeps. This is a friend of yours? Hot damn!
Loyalty won’t allow. But thank you, kind lady.
Angela has the well-founded confidence to pay tribute to and even promote colleagues she respects. But, my dear mistress, my little cache of smut bucks has only your name on them.