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I had all intentions of putting in a serious amount of time on the kink-O-phone today.  Honestly.  Don’t raise that eyebrow.
Got up at a reasonable (all things considered) time. Jogged five (ok, walked some of it). Took a superbath, washed my hair, brushed my teefies. Donned my business suit (t-shirt nightie and sockies). Made my bed, started the dishwasher. Ingested relatively massive amounts of the Sulawesi. In other words, got all the personal necessities neat and comfortable around the edges.
Put together an I’ve been a bad girl discount email (because I’ve kinda-sorta been MIA going on two weeks now–I had my reasons) to send to the good guys (a demographic that I, of course, define differently than most)–letting them know that if they wanted to strike while the iron was hot (that would be moi), today would be good. So everything was set to go. But then I remembered.
Remembered this piece of crap attempt to rewrite history is on tonight.
Propagada Trailer.
Harvey Keitel is not afraid to spank Disney’s ass.
A liberal perspective. (And I do agree.)
And my own personal Pervert Savant sent me this:
I’ve got an idea for a great movie!
It will be called “The Path to ‘The Path to 911′†hopefully directed by Michael Moore. It will depict how a right-wing cabal of born-again Christians dragooned Tom Keane, a group of Disney television execs, and the ABC broadcasting network to produce a $40,000,000 docudrama (now labeled a “dramatizationâ€Â) based (sorta, except for the parts that weren’t and that never really happened) on the famous 911 Commission Report and then tried to market the movie to American viewers (and to schoolkids through “Scholastic Magazineâ€Â) as “historyâ€Â.
I think it will make interesting viewing.
My choice for the lead Disney executive would be Peewee Herman.
I’m hopeful that Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder will reprise their dual roles from “The Producers†and play the born-again writer and director.
Like its predecessor, the sequel to “The Path to 911″ could be the greatest work of historical “drama†since “Springtime for Hitlerâ€Â.
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I gotta watch…you do understand, don’t you? You will forgive me?
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And Democrats? …’cuz we need you to step up to the plate real bad:
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero until the end of the night
He’s gotta be strong
And he’s gotta be fast
And he’s gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I’m holding out for a hero until the morning light
He’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
And he’s gotta be larger than life
—Holding out for a Hero
No, you can’t always get what you want
You can’t always get what you want
You can’t always get what you want
But if you try sometime you find
You get what you need
—You Can’t Always Get What You Want
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This whole mess just makes me terribly sad. But what do I know? I’m just a poor little orphan girl who tells dirty stories.
Wasn’t as bad as we thought it would be. But I need to check what I saw with the facts. You are right, though, very sad. Very sad indeed. We are looking for a hero! But who?
Good post. Glad you took off to watch it. I’ll make it up to you later in the week. But be forewarned: There will be a quiz. Come here and sit on teacher’s lap and I might give you some hints.
Happily I turned off the cable service and never connected an antenna.
Say what you will…the republicans are the party of hate…homosexuals, women who NEED abortions, Democrats, Clinton…on and on. As for truthfulness…what is truth to w…anything that get him what he wants.