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So apparently there really is an event called the Festival of the Steel Phallus. Now your quite apt reaction might be: Only in America! While mine would run along the lines of: The last thing we need in this world is a Pecker Party.
And we’d both be wrong.
Because first off, this particular celebration takes place in Kawasaki, Japan. Secondly, it’s proceeds go towards HIV research.
But I am thinking about a select group of closet cocksuckers who would be in absolute heaven if I sent them to party it up at the festival. You know who you are; don’t try to hide behind that monitor. We see you.
xo, Angela
Can you imagine the folks whose job it is to move that big boy? They would come home and say they’ve been pulling huge dick all day.
Hey, just who in the hell took a cast of my privates? Everytime I fall asleep on the beach that happens.
Betcha don’t wear bermuda shorts on that beach, Professor
It’s my understanding that many Asian men have an inferiority complex about phallus. It’s also my understanding that the more blood is required to fill such an ‘apparatus’, the less is available for actual performance (ala the late John Holmes). It’s my PLEASURE to peruse of Ms. Angela’s pages.
Guilty as charged and thanks for your lovely comment. I think of you often and read you religiously, my dear sweet mile high crush forever.
Gee guys, I go shopping for new heels (okay, maybe two or three pair) and come back to find three of my regulars, one quasi-regular, and my newest friend saying hello/commenting.
It certainly does this Catholic School Girl Gone Bad’s heart good and is much appreciated.
Your comments are always welcome. In fact, I look forward to them. And I know for a fact that my readers love to read your comments; they are always telling me so.
But, Miss Angela, where’s the black cock?
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