 | Phone Sex Wish List, v.03 |
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We’ve done this before … the boys … the girls. But it’s been quite a while and, well, the more the merrier. eh? In case you don’t know how this works, it’s really just a list of people I wish would call me for phone sex. And who knows? Maybe a few have already and I just didn’t catch it. I have talked to a few relatively famous person a time or two. Even or three or four.
And don’t you dare even ask who. My lips are — as always and ever will be — sealed. Kissing and telling are such bad form, I’m sure you’d agree. Particularly if I were telling about Y O U! So thank your lucky stars I am a discreet . (Did you catch that, PQS? The "discreet" part, I mean.)
This time, it’s a jumble of hes and shes. Maybe I’ll surprise you:
- Keith Urban … An Aussie vaquero! Hotttt.
- Ted Neeley … Yeah, I’d do Jesus.
- Isabella Valentine … Have you heard her voice? Seriously sexy.
- Jon Gosselin … Just to castrate him and then rip out his new "bachelor" earrings.
- Anderson Cooper … He’s just a cute as a button.
- Blacked Eyed Peas … Yup, every one of them.
- Emma Thompson … Because a certain someone would go absolutely bonkers.
- Naughty Blonde … Who is so cute I want to pinch her cheeks. Yes, those cheeks.
- Piers Morgan … He fascinates me.
- Leonard Cohen … I’m smitten.
- Pink … We could be BFFs!
- Kaws … Or maybe one of his ashtrays would do.
- Charles Osgood … I already spend my Sunday mornings with him, so why not?
- Rod Blagojevich … Because the guy has got a set, if ya get my drift.
- Johnny Depp … Oh, yeah.
- Jackie Warner … My perfect husky-voiced lipstick lesbian.
Of course it’s all in good fun. What I’m really saying is that these are people I find interesting and/or admire and/or think are hot. But you were smart enough to know that without me spelling it out for you. Right?
Peace out.
Angela
Thanks. As you know, I’m kind of anal about my PSOs being “discreet”.
Those “discrete” ones tend to be all over the place. They can’t be trusted. See below:
Main Entry: dis·crete
Pronunciation: dis-‘krEt, ‘dis-”
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin discretus
1 : constituting a separate entity : individually distinct
2 a : consisting of distinct or unconnected elements : NONCONTINUOUS b : taking on or having a finite or countably infinite number of values
synonym see DISTINCT
– dis·crete·ly adverb
– dis·crete·ness noun
I am with you, for the most part, on this awesome list!
Keith…WOW! Isabella…WOW! Naughty Blonde…I love, love, love her “cheeks”, too! Coop…mmmm hmmmm!
Damn, what a compilation, Ang…
x,
Lyndee
P.S. GREAT chatting with you yesterday… sorry about the abrupt hangup, but we will hook up again 🙂
Oh, yes. Oh, my… yes indeed. Thanks for the image!
I’m glad to see you don’t discriminate.That’s quite a list-was that just for that day?
Great list! And if you could divine phone sex with the dead, how about Harry Houdini, Winston Churchill, Kate Hepburn, Cleopatra, Elizabeth I, Amelia Earhart, Picasso…..just musings.