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Just so you know.
My sister, Bethany, is in town and my entire week has been turned upside down as I do the loving sister/dutiful daughter routine. I’m having a good time and spending too much money.
We’ve been out to dinner twice (Olive Garden and a local steak house), did a mini-spa thingy (my treat at $300 for the two of us … really not so bad), watched Judge Judy with my mother, went for a hike and played pinochle with my brother and his wife. We also went shopping so she could find some neat things to take home to her family. She found two things which cost her a total of $25, while I found two angel statuettes (I collect them) and blew $150.
Tonight we are going gambling, which — added to the above — means I won’t even look at my bank account until sometime later next week. It hurts less that way.
If you have something important you need to tell me, feel free to write me (angela @ zensmut dot com) and I will try to get back to you in between the hoopla. I miss you a lot and can’t wait to get back into my phone groove. Too much off time just kind of makes me nervous.
Since I haven’t been available for phone and probably won’t be for the next couple days, I thought I’d give you some busy work. I mean, the idle mind is the devil’s workshop and all that jazz. So below is a list. And I do expect you to pay attention, because I picked every item out especially for you. Besides there might be a test. Which means there might be a winner who gets a special prize. I don’t know … hmmm …. maybe a pair of stockings? a half price call? a free erotic story written by yours truly?
So here you go: …
- If you’re looking for a GFE (girl friend experience), check out (and then call) Nikki at Phone Sex Sweetie.
- Are you an ass man? Read Tom Allen’s piece, (S+C) x (B + F)/(T-V) and download The Ass-timator absolutely Free. What a deal!
- Want to read an interesting, humorous, thoughtful and even reader-friendly take on possibly the weirdest fetish ever? PervScan’s Necrophilia Variations is the book for you.
- Are you smarter than me? Then why aren’t you reading Fleurs De Mal and Reality Studio? Huh?
- If you need to sweep your floors but would rather dance, then have I got the perfect thing for you.
- Hot Wife Laura: Check out her site, bookmark it, then call her. I have it from the highest authority that she gives seriously good cam!
- From Doctor Dick: All you wanted to know about butt plugs, but were afraid to ask.
- And of course you can always go shopping for dirty stories, hot videos, sexy MP3s, and even exchange some titillating banter in between purchases.
- Want to fall in love with a dominant woman? Visit Femdom Romance and Femdom Dating for thoughtful and informative tips and discussion.
- Buy a Fleshlight and/or Aneros and let the fun begin! Courtesy of the the delightful, devious and wonderful Mistress V (she shows me where all the good stuff is).
So that ought to keep you entertained and out of trouble. Off I go to break the bank. Or is that to break my bank?
God help me.
xo, Angela
At least you should come back from this time with your sister with some good jokes! (It is THAT sister, isn’t it?) We can hardly wait. But we’ll miss you.
hmmm, a pair of your stockings. i bid $100.
First off, I didn’t even know you were missing in action, so no apologies needed here. Secondly, Im quite happy with any crumbs you leave behind for me and the boys. Thirdly, I’m dying to know more about the gambling.
Machines or tables or both? Black Jack or Poker? Pennies or dollars?
Did God help you or are you destitute today? Did you gamble away your home and need a place to stay?
Heh heh – PervScan is one of my guilty pleasures, but I found the Extraterrestrial Sex Fetish to be even better!.
“The necrophile can rob a cemetery, the foot fetishist can steal shoes, but where is an alien sex fiend to find the objects of his desire?”
At a Star Trek convention?
Hmmmm. Doing all these assignments could turn out to be just about as expensive as your time at the Casino. If you were lucky … will I get lucky? Come back to show us your trophies or your scars; we’ll be glad to see you.
Please come back Miss Angela, I miss you!
Well, Angie, I’m sitting here in my pink floor-dusting slippers, alternately reading Fleurs De Mal and scanning the pictures of Sweetie and Laura, all while sitting on my new Pandora Prostate Massager – but it still doesn’t equal an evening with you!
I’m all dressed up with no place to crawl to! Hurry back, Mistress!
Puzzler: My sister is boring in person. Her emails come second hand, thus the humor we see here.
HDB: Do I hear a thousand?
Mr. Smith: I will tell you all about in in an entry here soon. But I will tell you my hearth and home is safe.
Tom Allen: I KNEW you were MUCH kinkier than you led us to believe!
Booklover: No scars, but a bit weary. I drove around in my new car yesterday just to have fun with me, me, me! Very refreshing.
Slave4Angela: I will be taking calls all day tomorrow into the early evening. I just need to tie up a few loose ends here.
litmajor: That is very funny. Thanks for checking out the links.
slaveboyseven: But you look so cute in pink. Don’t they have a glory hole or dirty book store somewhere around you? Just crawl right in. Then you can call and tell me all about it.
Absence or no absence, my heart is always fond of Angela. Good for you for taking off a bit. Thanks for the entertaining links.