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Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
So, Bethany’s (my sister) office evidently has a lot of females–married females who chitter chatter and email each other a lot…about men and then about “women” things. I thought this was funny. Hope you do, too.
xo, Angela
Is this what is known as a PREGNANT pause?
The sad thing is that most of this is true, but isn’t all humor based on truth?
Q: It must be great when your kids get to the age that you can stop worrying about them.
A (from father of two twenty-somethings): I wouldn’t know.
I’m with Vanilla Savant. Nobobdy knows until they have kids. Life changes forever in ways you can’t possibly imagine until you are in the middle of it.
But aren’t kids just exasperatingly great.
Dearest Jeremy….you do love your kids. Both you and Vanilla Savant are wonderful fathers.