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So I have a listing, prick tease – cock control – chastity – CFNM, which includes a list of “suggestions” (i.e. pussy worship, thigh humping, cock-leash conditioning). What I more or less consider helpful hints, points of interest, starting gate fodder.
Before I go on: You may have heard around these parts that cookie cutter phone sex is believed to be a waste of time and effort for all concerned, not to mention the damage that can be done to a credit card for what boils down to substandard service. Preconceptions kinda sap the spontaneity and strip away the mystique. What evolves once the hellos have been said should be –each and every time– up for grabs. And contrary to some widely-held opinions, Phone Sex is a dialogue, not a monologue.
Anyway, having recently redesigned all of my listings and changed this particular one’s title (from Did I Say You Could Touch That?) it’s been interesting to observe the “before and after” of it all. Shall we say that, eh, business has picked up? Which both pleases and displeases me. Of course, more business means more money, and you can’t argue with that. But I guess I kinda-sorta hope for a bit less plebieian-ism on the part of a caller–that he would not need to be beat over the head with the “hard-on” of the the matter. Sigh. So much for the nuanced art of subtlety when it comes to the male horn dawg.
I mean I did bend a little with my high-minded, snobby ideas and now provide a sacred scroll of quasi-suggestions (as described above) with each of my listings. So I’m trying here, I really am. And I have to say, the guys are trying too. And there sure are a lot of keepers. You just wanna polish ’em off after a particularly nasty session and invite them in for a home-cooked meal.
But it’s these lists, these kink catalogs of a sort, (i.e. for Literate Smut: ethereal taboo, corporate depravity, postmodern cuckoldry) that seem to have really caught the casual phone sex shopper’s fancy. Whereas pre-upgrade I would get (and still do) the typical PSO inquiries about my familiarity with a particular fetish or interest in creating a certain fantasy, post-upgrade I am getting a plethora of emails and phone calls asking: What exactly is “academic iniquity?” and Yes, Angela? I was wondering if you could tell me a little about “situational debauchery.” and Ummm, Mistress? I was wondering about the “whore-moan extraction” and “cock-tail waste-tress” that you have on your list and I was looking at what you do and I think that “puppy training” sounds pretty good. Can you tell me more about it?
It’s been, let us say, a fun and interesting development. And I even rather like this turn of events.
The question I get most often is when someone calls PRICK TEASE and asks, “Just what is a FemDom Handjob?” While I usually crack, “It’s when a Bitch jacks you off,” and we both have a laugh before moving on, the truth is that there is no set answer to this question. As I said above, this is “a dialogue, not a monologue,” after all. And what a FemDom Handjob is at any particular moment (out of infinitesimal moments) depends on what me and the caller discover and become together. It’s almost mythical until we make it real together. Does that make sense?
But the question keeps coming in one form or another quite often. So I thought I’d help the guys out and wrote a little story over at Blistered Lips, actually called FemDom Handjob, to illustrate JUST ONE WAY such an event might play out. But boys will be boys and have pretty linear comprehension skills when they’re hot and bothered, and in some bizarre “Porn Again” way are taking the story as THE ONE AND THE ONLY WAY.
So, to set matters straight, I probably will have to write another version.
Maybe I will write a variety of versions.
I mean, after all, that’s what I’m here for.
xo, Angela
Fortunately, I don’t ask questions of Angela; I just let her take the fantasy wherever she wants to go and, as long as I play along, I always enjoy the ride. In other words, it has always worked for me to let her write the script, not to try to dictate it myself. One man’s opinion, but a very happy man indeed.
Here on the libido deck, Angela is indeed the maven of sensual voyages….surrender and win.
I think I would like one of those FemDom Handjobs. Or any kind of handjob for that matter.
It all sounds appealing, but “situational debauchery” is my favorite, I think. Doesn’t that about cover every call with Angie?
Always raising the bar in your writing (and in my shorts… sorry couldn’t resist). Angela, your smooth conversational style of writing, intertwined with your own special “eclectic” style and spirit just seem to soar with each post.
Your work should be on everyone’s shelf.
As Always Thanks.
You really know how to hit a home run when you want to. Or maybe that is when you’re in the mood? Very good writing, interesting philosophy and sexy, too. What else could a reader want?
“I ain’t nothin’ but a horn dawg …..!” Time for “puppy training?”
litmajor, I would love, simply love, to puppy train you. You would look so cute at the end of my cock leash.
Angela, you say that a femdom handjob “is almost mythical until we make it real together.” And once made real with you, it seems epic!
Your “prick tease” list is a sort of poetry in itself. Rather than have people call you for phone sex, maybe you should advertise it as one of those dial-a-poem ventures? Callers might want to hear you recite the list, then ask questions about alliteration in coinages such as “financial fuckery.”
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