…has its way with you whether you want it to or not.

I live online as a somewhat frisky and perpetually perfect figment of many men’s imperfect imaginations. Even from this side of the telephone I’ve always thought this a bit unfair to the everyday women in the everyday lives of my callers. It’s not so hard to imagine being the woman on the other side of the kink-O-phone, because in my everyday life, I am that woman, myself. I am not always talking dirty or in the mood for kink. Unlike a wife or girlfriend or significant other, I can just sign off, when I’d rather read a book or see a movie.

So I do live a life outside of the kink-O-phone and –surprise– it is not always pretty or happy or perfect. Which happens to be the case right now. Someone I care about deeply is going through some very tough times. So in lieu of making money I’ve been being a friend. But you know what? There is always more money. Always. But there isn’t always a next time when it comes to matters of the heart. And I am being where I need to be.

I know quite a few of you have been trying to reach me and I will be around as much as I can. You can always write (zenfetish@angelastlawrence.com) or arrange a call. I will respond, one way or the other. And I really will be putting in some full phone days in the very near future.

In the meantime, a moiety of possibilities:

• Creepy Older Guy: This is a new blog by a caller who is NOT creepy at all. By default, my callers are never creeps, dontcha know? In fact, this caller happens to be, as you you will see in reading by his blog(in which he addresses “sexual addiction, bad recovery, rage, culture and a certain undeniable sweetness”), certainly wise and even a bit wonderful.
• Monk-ee business!
• Talk Dirty To Me: Overheard at the STD Clinic
• Have you ever wanted to read Venus in Furs?
• I want a Prezzle. Will somebody please buy me one?
• Food for Thought from The Professor: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof = Poached Pussy
• Sexy Quotes collected by me, me, me.
• Another Caller’s blog: Prurient Interests Very good stuff and much fun to read.
• Let’s move to Transylvania, vy don’t ve, dahlink?
• Adult webmasters are welcome to list their sites at Polyfetishist: A Directory of Erotic Pluralism. It has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?
• Would you like to learn to talk dirty, yet command respect?
• In answer to the letters I received from Carly, Anna, Star, Kathy Q., Misty, Lizzie G., and Sugar Baby: A good place to start if you are interested in the adult industry is at Sexy Jobs. Read here for some very good advice/info regarding PSO jobs.
• Some people just bitch, bitch, bitch! Geeze….
• If you find yourself on the servile side of sexual shenanigans, I cannot urge you enough to check out Richard, a most erudite and wise sub-slave.
• And if you’ve got the need to talk dirty right here, right now and I’m no where in sight, may I recommend Isabel Blyss. She’s new on the block and ready, willing and able. Call her before her prices go up. Tell her Angela sent you and she just might be extra nice.

See Ya.

xo, Angela

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