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Three Proofs that:
Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.
Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father’s business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He knew his Mother was a virgin and his Mother knew He was God.
Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2 He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
Jesus was an Native American:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
THE TRUTH – Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
2. He tried to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
3. Even when dead, He got back up because there was work to do.
Can I hear an Amen? Thanks to my sister for sending this my way.
xo, Angela
Always pushing some envelope : sex, politics, religion, or humor. Here we are, once again with our Dear Author and Queen Kinkstress Angela as favorite online read. Some very funny stuff.
Thanks Angela!
Now it all makes sense. I guess I was right all along.
So it’s Mathew, Mark, Luke and Vito. And how about the book of Tyrone? Thanks for the clarification, Angela.
So we finally learn the real deal. I’m just about ready to be “born again” I do believe.
Now I know where the “Saint” in “St. Lawrence” comes from!
Are you sure he wasn’t a PSO? He surrounded himself with loyal male followers. He’d talk to almost anybody. He loved telling stories. And he had a wonderful ability to raise people from the dead!