the albatross | |
Subject: How Utterly Gauche of You
To: Client 108954d
You have abused my generosity and I am blocking you.
Rest assured I will be reporting you to my colleagues so that no one ever again deigns to show you any largesse.
I do hope you remember what you did the next time someone cheats you or steals from you or underpays you.
Because Karma is a bitch. And so are you.
Mistress Angela
PS. Did you know that, if you are a cheap tipper, your waitperson might very well spit in your food?
I hate when a caller disappoints me with banal indiscretions and bad manners. I double hate it when they’ve said they are submissive, that they put women on a pedestal, that they adore you, blah blah blah.
This curb crawler actually utilized five free minutes I’d sent him, due to a call dropping (customer service is everything, dontcha know?), and talked for one more minute before hanging up.
Hanging. The. Fuck. Up. On. Me.
Client 108954d has been deep-sixed.
The dirty dawg deserves it!
Seriously, he should have known better. I apologize for the toxic masculinity of the “curb crawlers” of my gender. Evolution has left them behind, and they will soon be expunged from the human race.
I’m sorry you had to waste even a minute of your time with this jerk.
Hang up? Damn. Cheap and rude is no way to live.
Besides being as tight as a crab’s ass, this guy has the taste of my dog (who eats cat shit by the way). Then again, maybe that’s an insult to our canine friends.