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So I get this email from a MIA client:
To my Glorious and Brilliant Girl
To you …
… my creative Beauty.
… my imaginative Domina.
… my perfectionist-weaver of Glorious Fantasy.
… my adventurous Doppelganger and Partner in Crime.
… my wild Goddess who never met a taboo she didn’t like.
… my generous and patient stiletto-heeled Wonder-Girl.
… my understanding and idolized Phone Sex Illuminato.
This is ♥♥♥♥♥ from ♣♣♣♣ .
Well I used to live in ♣♣♣♣. You might remember that circumstances dictated I leave the beautiful place I’d called home since forever to move to the Midwest, where I am helping my friends with their start-up Social Media company. As you can imagine, it took a while to settle in and get things rolling. But, finally, I feel like things are where they should be. And boy! Have I missed you!
The good news is we are already out of the red and pulling paychecks. The better news is I have a smartphone. Guess who I want to call on my sexy, new smartphone?
Yes, you. Because, I MISSED YOU INSANELY !!!
Now for the nitty-gritty: how do I call you via phone? I was used to the convoluted ways of the web (pay using the site and call you on Skype). So how do I do it on a phone? Do I call NiteFlirt? And then how do I get you? To me there is ONLY ONE Angela, but if I say Angela do they know who I’m referring to? Do you have some kind of a numeric ID that I need to provide? Maybe I say Angela St. Lawrence?
As to our chats:
1. Our first chat needs to be about you and me. I want to TALK with YOU. Then we can have another chat, or continue the chat.
2. I just want our first chat to be a very long chat. At least an hour, though I hope you will indulge me with two or three hours of your time.
3. And then we will talk dirty. And I will cum for you, like I cum with no other woman in the world.
4. And I will leave you the review of reviews, telling the universe how special, how perfect, how wonderful you are.
5. And I will tip you and tribute you over and over to make up for all the time we’ve lost with my personal reinvention.
6. And I will call you again and again and again. Forever and ever.
I worship your imagination. I cherish you for every facet of your personality. I am grateful for what you do to me and for me. And mostly, the way you do it. You play me like a violin. I’m yours and have been since the first time I heard you speak, totally unaware that I’d been doing phone sex all the wrong way with all the wrong girls for a very long time. Unaware that I was about embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the very definition of perfection. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I hope you are well and content and happy.
My mind (and my cock and my overflowing balls) ache to talk with you. And maybe it will put a smile on your face to know that I have started looking around at ways of making one of my fantasies come true, in a safe way, but make it come true.
There definitely are possibilities in this area. I’m doing preliminary work right now. But I will get there.
Contact me. Even one sentence will be sheer delight for me. I will be watching my email obsessively.
Love love love,
From Me who adores YOU, my Brilliant Mystery Girl.
He took a lot of those words right out of my mouth, you know. Although is attitude about sharing you is a lot more genrous than mine. It’s tough to share you, Angela. Guess we can’t be selfish about these things. And there’s some comfort in knowing others see what I see.
Wow. Ditto.
Miss Angela,
It’s no secret that we are all jealous of each other, particularly when you are on a call. You deserve to be bathed in compliments, showered with gifts, and appreciated to no end. And let he who does the most be the winner of your attention and affection! An hour with you is a day in paradise. A day of ball-drenching cum-soaked paradise that is. And how can I thank you? Well, by stating unequivocally that you are magnificent and the best that there is, and by sending you an Amazon gift card, pronto, now now now! I want to get a head-start on that competition for your attention.
I’d like to have a “adventurous Doppelganger and Partner in Crime.”
Oh, I already do. 🙂
Ms. Angela is worthy of every word and more. This was art, dedicated to an artist. Thank you for the pleasure of reading this exquisite, breathtaking homage.