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Yeah, we’ve got MILFs and GILFs (mothers and grandmothers [respectively] I’d like to fuck), and now the lovely Ms. Palin:
While I am a Barack Girl, I gotta say that McCain’s choosing Sarah Palin is the smartest thing he’s done so far. The republican party is suddenly sexy hot.
I’ll leave the pondering of what all this means to the political bloggers. I just am happy to sit back and watch it all unfold. And to wait for the day coming just around the corner when no matter which way the country votes history will be made.
In the meantime … come on guys, fess up … isn’t Sarah Palin a Veep you’d like to fuck?
xo, Angela
Well instead of the government fucking you, it would be nice for a change.
Hmmm, it would be a whole lot more fun than merely casting a vote for her.
Sign me up!
Well, so much for the importance of “qualifications” and “experience” in a Veep pick. Guess we won’t be hearing about that any more. But Palin is kinda cute, I’ll give you that.
In thinking about it all, it strikes me as really wierd that we pick our Presidents only after years of political coverage and vetting, with multiple primaries, expensive and long-drawn-out political campaigns, debates, and ghost-written biographies, TV interviews, etc. But picking our Veeps is just left to the vagaries of the candidate. McCain could just as easily have picked Dr. Phil, Peewee Herman, or Miley Cyrus (to get the youth vote). Barak, I guess, should have gone with Oprah (to nail down the women). We, the people, have no say in what we get for a Veep. Hence we are apt to get gems like Dick Cheney. I guess it’s silly of me to nitpick, but um…what if McCain happens to die in office?
I’m loving watching the liberals squirm over this choice! Frank Murkowski, the Republican Senator and now ex-governor she beat in the Republican primary by 30 points(!), can testify that she is not a woman to underestimate. So I won’t underestimate her – but you’re right, Angela — I will fantasize about her!
Okay, I’ve got my popcorn. Let the show begin.
History, indeed. Will the Lincoln Bedroom be available?
she hunts, she’s outspoken, her nickname is Sarah Barracuda. Does she need a slave?
Bill Maher on what a Veep actually does in a Republican Administration:
1. Start Wars
2. Out the identity of any covert CIA operative who the VP does not like.
3. Cozy up and defend the oil lobby and industry.
4. Torture any prisoner who does not sing VP tunes.
5. Shoot people in the face and claim it was an accident.
Finally, a Vice President who would look great in leather!