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What did the cuckoldress …
… say to the farmer?
(And just quite possibly gave him a boner.)
A chicken farmer goes to a local bar, sits down next to a woman and orders a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!”
The farmer smiles and says, “Really? What a coincidence! This is a very special day for me, so I’m celebrating. What about you?”
“This is a special day for me too. So I’m also celebrating,” says the woman.
“What a coincidence,” says the farmer, “here we are, both drinking champagne, both at the same bar, both celebrating. This calls for a toast.”
As they clinked glasses the man asks, “What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying for years to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!”
“What a coincidence,” says the man. “I’m a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.”
“Well jolly good for you,” says the woman. “How did your chickens become fertile?”
“I used a different cock,” the farmer replies.
The woman smiles and says, “What a coincidence.”
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Chuckle. That was very naughty.
One more thing. You know some pretty hot women!
You are a very naughty girl. Have a feeling you inserted the “boner” line on your own. In fact, I’d put money on it. I know you very well, young lady. Have a great day.