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An attractive blonde arrived in Vegas and headed straight to the Casino. Wasting no time, she immediately bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice,.
Then she said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude”. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, “Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed…”YES! YES! I WON, I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “I don’t know – I thought you were watching.”
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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So, as most of you know, I’m most certainly not a blonde. Although I was a redhead for a while. But I DO know a few really hot Phone Sex Blondes.
Naughty Karen: 1-800-863-5478 ext. 0314-984
Hey, I’m Karen. I’m 25 years old, and I love being a naughty, taboo loving slut. I was the naughtiest teen in the neighborhood, and I have lots of experiences to share with you. I’m an extremely naughty roleplayer, and I specialize in barely legal fantasies. I have no limits, I accept your taboo fantasies, and I love horny, perverted older men.
CandeeLand: 1-800-863-5478 ext. 0205-9974
Lusty Blonde Cougar wants to Play! If your looking for a Curvy BBW with Blue Eyes and a Sexy Smile, you found Me. I will Tease You with My Eyes and Entice you into letting go of all that Tension and Stress. I Love Sexy Lingerie, Crotchless Hose, and Heels!
nancy Jemm: 1-800-863-5479 ext. 0381-081
Hi there slut. I’m Nancy and you better memorize that name because you’ll be begging for my cock soon! I am a hot, sexy shemale and enjoy turning all of you boys into my personal little play toys. My favorite thing in the world is teasing you with my short dresses and high heels and of course… seeing my BIG LUMP in my panties!
Have fun, boys.
xo, Angela
“all men are men”
And your point?
Yours truly, your salivating dog-boy.
I still prefer redheads. But, Angela, a very interesting group of women, indeed. And you’re right, “all men are men.” Which basically means we’re animals. But like you alwayst tell me, it’s not our fault we were made that way.