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What to do, what to do?
Over at Hot Wife Allie (a place I visit quite a bit), loving husband Dave answers that very question:
* Watch adoringly
* Photograph
* Videotape
* Jerk off
* Wait patiently for my turn
* Join in the fun
* Watch porn
* Wait in another room and just listen to her moan, grunt and carry on
* Hold her legs up or open, if she’s on her back
* Spread her ass open if she’s on her knees
* Occupy an opening if it’s not occupied
* Suck on her nipples
* Get her a drink
* Get her a towel
* Get her lube
* Chat with other people watching
* Wipe the sweat off her forehead
* Caress her body
* Make out with her
* Wait impatiently for my turn
* Cheer her on
* Give her oral attention if she needs or wants it
* Take notes
* Pretend like I’m shocked, jealous or embarassed
* Smile approvingly
* Gasp or wince
* Any combination of the above
Seems it is, when all is said and done, just a question of manners.
xo, Angela
Emily Post would approve – but how do you phrase the invitation?
But casual or tux and tails?
Clearly the perfect todo list.
And I thought I was doing good taking out the trash.
So this is the code of conduct for three quarters of a swinging couples get together? What an eclectic collection of entries, Angela. It’s like opening a box of Cracker Jacks (only better) every day.
I’ve always been a tad possessive with my wife. Beating the shit out of the other guy and dealing with her later is not an option?
OK to just stop at #1?
For PQS and goodguygonebad we will make an exception. For the rest of you … get busy.