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So there’s the derivation of the “Jack In the Box” chain. I had not idea what exactly they were jacking until now. Thanks.
Well, there goes the big birthday surprise I’d planned for you!
I just gave that as a wedding present. Last year I gave it as a retirement present. What’s wrong with that?
There’s nothing new about a “dick-in-a-box.” In ancient Rome, you could always pop down to the corner bakery and purchase a nice penis-shaped cake for a special occasion. The sellers were known as Elicariae — bakers’ girls of easy virtue who sold phallus-shaped cakes in the markets and also earned a little extra on the side.
Seeing this video made me think a little about the Elicariae and this truism: what goes out of fashion for a while is virtually certain to come back. So don’t sell those old too-wide ties, that pastel leisure suit in the back of your closet, or your mothballed Nehru jacket. You never know…it might come back into fashion –like a fresh-baked “dick.”
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I read the April 14 entry first, so I am sensing a theme here. I am sure, however, that Angela would prefer a nice pair of pumps to most of our boxed boners.