Are you as smart as you think you are?  Of course I am!    Just kidding.  I really don’t think that I’m so smart.  But I’m beginning to believe that there is more stupidity in the world than we suspect, which works to my advantage.  I mean, in comparison, I can come off looking quite brilliant at times.

I’m assuming you’re asking because you’ve seen my professional Phone Sex Site, Literate Smut.  The real deal is that I have a deep love for all things book and word-related.  I love the feel, the smell, the heft of books, and I do have quite the collection.  If you want to get on my good side, you never can go wrong gifting me with books.

I even have a bit of what you might call a stationery/office supply fetish, kinda-sorta collecting and hoarding stamps and ink pens and greeting cards and note pads and letter openers and, well, you get the picture.  Quite frankly, despite my FemDom aspirations, I’m an everyday girl, your run-of-the-mill egomaniac with low self esteem.  The rest?   It’s all smoke and mirrors, I assure you.

Where’s the smut?  Give a working girl a break, why don’t ya?  I talk smut all day (and sometimes–all night) long.  This is my place to prattle, dish, and vent, and to  share my personal/professional observations and just kinda-sorta be me.  Besides–it’s my blog, after all.  You are more than welcome to get your own and do it better.  If you really want to the dirty stuff, beak down and call me, why don’t you?